If the process of decaffeinating coffee beans means being doused in formaldehyde...

Does that make them Coffinated?

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My soldier friend was doused with pepper spray and also survived a mustard gas attack.

Now he's a seasoned veteran.

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A mad bomber walks into a bar . . .

He lit the fuse on his bomb and the bartender sprayed him with water from the soda-gun, dousing the bomb and putting out the fuse. The bartender said, “I foiled your plan mad bomber now get out before I call the cops!!” The mad bomber re-fused.

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