A pirate wanted to celebrate his captain’s birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, β€œArrr! That was a costly mistake...”

β€œWe lost a lot of doubloons.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfussed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Pirates are essential for every party...

Because they always bring doubloons!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jolly2284
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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How much does a pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buccaneer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EchoThatEnds
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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What's a pirates favorite part of a birthday party?

Doubloons!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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