Don Most Puns

I keep it Loki.

Tough Shit

Because they go in one year and out the other

I guess I thought inside jokes would be better suited for this time.

For me, she ticks Alderaan boxes.

They’re too corny

And that’s why children will always pay for the “shins of their father.”

I think they're significant figures.

You have to be able to C#.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ad9ad6/somebody_in_the_world_is_the_most_oblivious/

But vacuuming sucks.

In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York . This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. The Mexican people loved Mayonnaise so much and this loss was so devastating that the Mexican people declared a National day of Mourning which happens every year on the day the shipment was supposed to arrive. This day of course is May 5th or more commonly known as Sinko de Mayo.

But I think it's pretty metal.

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