My wife said, “Why don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?”
I said, “That’s.....a novel idea.”
Why don’t they play poker in the savanna?
There’s too many cheetahs.
I get depressed if I don’t play video games.
I always need to console myself.
My teammates hate that I don’t pass when I play hockey.
I honestly don’t give a puck.
My neighbors always play Lionel Richie very loudly and usually I don't mind.....
But yesterday it was All Night Long
Idk man I don't play cards
Simon is in the school play and invites his parents, who don't think he'll be very good.
Halfway through the play, a floorboard breaks underneath Simon and he falls through. 'Don't worry' Simon's dad whispers to his mum 'it's just a stage he's going through!'
I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...
The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.
What don’t chickens play baseball?
The balls always go fowl. And the pitcher can’t stop balking.
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
I don't like word play jokes done on purpose...
I prefer when they're pun-intentional
Why don't casinos let cattle farmers play?
They are always raising the steaks.
I don’t know how to play 2048
I guess I’m not putting 2 and 2 together
I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport
I'm just doing it for the kicks.
My wife gets mad when I play PS4 online and don't watch my mouth.
She says I need to go PC.
Most people don’t understand how important genetics plays into our children’s development.
And that’s why children will always pay for the “shins of their father.”
Don’t let your kids play sports with a French Coach
They’ll end up with a losing spirit
especially when they learn about the “i” in “oui”
Why don't you play cards with a pirate?
They're always standing on the deck.
Don't play hide and seek with a mountain.
They always have a peek...
I don't know why everyone says it's too cold for the kids to play outside.
Mine have been standing out there for over an hour and won't even come in when I call.
Why don't they play baseball in England?
It just wouldn't be cricket.
("It just wouldn't be cricket" is a British phrase meaning "it wouldn't be the right thing to do.")
Why don’t you play poker on a ranch?
That’s where they raise the steaks.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why don't skeletons play music in church?
My wife: "I don't think the kids should play in the woods anymore. There might be chiggers this time of year."
Me: "Honey, please. It's 2017. I think they prefer the term 'cheegroes'."
Eyes were rolled, sighs were sighed. Dadjoke achievement unlocked.
Why don't people in India play electric guitar?
because they prefer a-couscous-tic
Why don't the baby squid like to play with the baby hermit crab?
They think he's shellfish
Why don't you play poker with a hardware store owner?
because they are flush with spades
My friends don't like it when I play Mario Kart with them. I tend to drive them crazy.
Why don't kids like to play with lobsters?
Because they are shellfish
They don't play chicken in Turkey
They play Turkey.
Talking politics with friends, I think my friend might secretly be a dad.
Why don’t cats play poker in Africa?
Why don’t wild cats play Poker?
Why don't they play any poker in the jungle?
Why don't cats play poker in the Savannah?
My wife just told me, “Why don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?”
I said, “That’s ...... a novel idea.”
Her: Why don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?
Me: That’s a.....novel idea.
I don’t just play soccer cause I like the sport.
I’m just in it for kicks.
Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Thanks dad.
Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport.
I'm just doing it for kicks.
Don't play hide and seek with mountains.
I don't play football because i enjoy the sport
Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
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