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πŸ‘€︎ u/U22UU
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This doge is outta control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jussymane
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Jeff it looks like you’re in a ruff situation..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punk_Rasputin
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it’s best to dodge making puns on reddit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wheezy48
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Do you wanna hear a ghost joke ?

that's the spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsaj3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Dad dropped this one last night...

A vase.

It was expensive. My mom wasn't happy about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NikkoE82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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I think dads automatically gain access to a dadjoke reservoir the moment they become dads...

My aunt recently had a baby, and she was telling us about the experience the other day at a family get-together. How beautiful her little girl is, how amazing the experience was, yadda yadda. Then she told us about my uncle's reaction, which she was less than thrilled about.

When my uncle saw his daughter for the first time after my aunt had just labored for hours, he said:

"Damn, it's 2013, you'd think they'd have started making these things cordless by now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CloudyWithRain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2013
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Dad joked about her day

My mum was telling my dad about her day, and said "I saw a fox on the way to work this morning." My dad responds with "How do you know it was going to work?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_knox
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2014
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The blank face of the vet said it all . . .

While getting a blood test for our dog the vet explained that she would ring us when the lab-test results came in. To which my dad promptly replied "Why are you running a LAB-test when she is a Corgi?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/princess_eve
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2013
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Grocery store dadjoke on the girlfriend...

We were walking down the dairy aisle when...

Gf: "Did I pass the butter?"

Me: "I don't see why you would, I didn't ask for it..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TapTapBam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2014
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Sleep? It's all about preparation.

Mum was out shopping and calling Dad excitedly at some new bedding she'd found. "It's so us, it will help your back, and it looks so so so comfortable. Come on, we've not had new bedding in years. I've chosen this amazing bed, sheets that go perfectly with our room. There's a deal where they throw in extras, like a U shaped pillow and then......."

Dad cut her off mid-flow and shouted "OK! Do it! Let's get it!"

He relayed the conversation back to us and said he was really excited.

Weeks later when the bed finally arrived he stood watching her unwrap the parts. I was just outside the room. He waited for his cue and when she opened the U shaped pillow - boom - he hit it,

"It looks nothing like me!" He shouted.

He turned to me and winked "totally worth it" he grinned at me.

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I was confused.

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He said "when I heard about the U shaped pillow I was so sold on the joke I had to let her buy it all".

Yeah... Nice one dad........

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smegmagma
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2014
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What kind of light bulbs do they use in Machu Picchu?

Incandescent.

Edit: Sorry you guys got downvoted to oblivion for loling.
This sub isn't listed as being for or against dogecoin tips, so here are some to make up for the downvotes. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLobstrosity
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Dodge ball
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If statistics state that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea...

does that mean 1 enjoys it?


EDIT: Ha! I'm glad to see I was right about this joke! It was actually in one of my latest youtube videos and I even referenced /r/dadjokes. Apparently I was spot on!

Here's the link if you want to see it: http://youtu.be/9o0giMlJHMc?t=1m40s

(Warning: it's Call of Duty)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Budd_Manlove
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2014
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Dad was in the garage working when he dropped this one.

http://i.imgur.com/rP4gc2C.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SBF1001
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2014
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Not your typical dad joke, but I wanted to share.

Birthdays were always fun in our household. One of the things that I would always remember were what my dad used to do with the card envelopes. He would stuff them with confetti so that when you opened them, it would just go everywhere. He just passed recently and only after we discovered that birthday envelopes weren't the only envelopes he would do this with. Anytime he had to pay bills, he would stuff the envelope with the same sort of confetti. It just made laugh imagining the guy at the electric company opening it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Euphenomenal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2014
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