Why do scuba divers dive backwards off boats?

Because if they dove forwards they’d dive into the boat!

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Why is it important to fall backwards off the boat when scuba diving?

Because if you fell forwards you'd still be on the boat

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The Blitz of Puns

It really grinds my gears when people say stick-shift is obsolete.

Most people like their music bass-boosted, but it seems like too much treble.

When an astronaut drinks tea, he takes a big space-sip.

The best electricity puns are live wires. Coppers really don’t know how to resist these in a coil. If you make enough of this type of pun you can really blow their fuses. You need to be smart about how you conduct these so you don’t overload your capacitors.

The only kind of rap I like is the wrapping paper on gifts.

Scissors always cut to the point.

Airplane puns always fly overhead. You have to be careful so you don’t stall out. Always use better judgement so you nose how to dive. When used correctly, this pun classification can really propel to infinity and beyond. However, if misused, the fall from grace is full of turbulence.

When working with electricity puns always make sure to be grounded to prevent shocking results.

Mr. Tea says, ”Don’t be a fool, stay in school!”

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Architecture is an aspiring career path.

β€˜Pun’ puns don’t add up. The are starting to get negative receptions.

I’ll do algebra. I’ll even do calculus. But graphing is where I draw the line.

Plants should always rooted in the ground.

Never argue with people when they are right or nobody will be left hanging out with you.

Rocks make boulder moves. This means they are pelite and not jagged. Don’t take these puns for granite.

Cheese puns are grate because you don’t have to ask for parmesan to use them.

Eskimos have cold personality. It is an ice society, but some of their history chills my spine.

My dog died a few years ago. It was really ruff.

I am not a fan of wind turbines.

Life is like driftwood. You never know where you will float.

Christmas lights stick together. When one goes out, they all do.

Puns about communism are only funny if everyone gets them.

Rocket scientists cannot fuel around or something bad can happen.

A baker is someone who kneads to make baked goods.

I sometimes wear stripes to avoid being spotted.

Sponges are great at absorbing liquids.

Contrary to the name, relationships have nothing to do with boats.

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Why do scuba divers dive backwards into the water?

Because if they dive frontwards, they fall back into the boat.

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Scuba diving

Wife an I are watching a nature show and they are about to make a dive.

Me: Do you know why Scuba Diver's have to fall backwards out of the boat?

Her:No why?

Me: if they fell forward they would fall into the boat.

Her: wha... oh damnit! That was terrible

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Got dad joked earlier

Me and my dad were talking about replacing a boat motor.

Me: we could probably install a new motor

Dad: no, that's diving into more than I know.

Giggles and moans followed

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Why do scuba divers dive backwards off the boat

Because if they dove forward they'd still be on the boat

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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of boats?

It's because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.

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