COVID has me feeling really disturbed.
I am not Down with the Sickness
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Where do fans of Disturbed prefer to vacation?
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Did you hear the lead singer of disturbed isnβt going to self isolate?
Heβs down with the sickness.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
My wife keeps on having disturbed dreams, shouting things like βHobbit!β, βMordor!β, and βGandalf!β...
Always Tolkien in her sleep...
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︎ May 01 2020
Disturbed must be pretty upset right now.
Nobodyβs down with the sickness.
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︎ Mar 14 2020
Mike Tyson got very disturbed after binge watching βBreaking Badβ.
He said, βThat was pretty methed up.β
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︎ Jun 26 2018
What did Disturbed do after an explosion in their underwear drawer?
Got down with the sock mess
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︎ Jun 06 2017
A dad disturbed a bee nest and started getting swarmed by the angry bees...
He BEErly made it out alive.
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︎ Aug 25 2017
Wife (we both live in the US): I have to make sure my work phone is on do not disturb mode before bed so I donβt get email notifications from co-workers in our office in Europe.
Me: Sure, because when they send email, they donβt care if youβre up.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.
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︎ May 12 2020
Filters
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︎ May 17 2020
A local man was causing a disturbance in town because he stunk like fish.
He was reeking haddock on the neighborhood.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
The new "Joker" movie is rated R for Strong bloody violence, language, disturbing behavior and brief sexual images"..
I guess you could say that the "Joker" without an R is just a joke.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
I had this disturbingly long dream that I was making a salad.
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︎ Aug 13 2019
In a recent interview with David Draiman a reporter commented on his remarkable quarantine weight gain.
Disturbed's lead singer just laughed like a monkey and said he was "down with the thiccness."
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︎ Oct 08 2020
On a post about the most disturbing things teachers confiscated off students
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︎ Oct 01 2018
My local church decided to tear down their bell because it was too loud and disturbing citizens.
The construction workers won a No bell Peace prize.
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︎ Jan 17 2019
People with subwoofers are disturbing.
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︎ Aug 08 2018
I never disturb a bees hive....I don't like getting in others buzzness
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︎ Apr 29 2018
I got kicked out of the Farmerβs Market today.
I was disturbing the peas.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
There was a disturbance at the local prison last night, and I saw a midget escaping...
As he was climbing over the wall, he sneered at me before dropping to the floor. I thought to myself "Well that's a little condescending".
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︎ Jun 26 2015
When shouldn't you disturb a snake inside your shoe?
When it's a cobrller doing hiss business.
It belongs to a mamba dancer who had been practicing since he was a boa.
Fangs for putting up with this. Sorry for being an asp.
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︎ Jul 16 2017
Mammo-grahams
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︎ Jan 09 2019
Doodle I drew in my spare time at work.
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︎ Apr 08 2019
Why cant a nose be longer than 11 inches?
Because if it was it would be a foot
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︎ Sep 22 2019
Cicadas sit in trees all day and scream.
But when I do it Iβm βdisturbing the peaceβ and βunder arrestβ
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︎ Mar 09 2020
Zucculents
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︎ Apr 26 2019
Yoda: why is five afraid of seven?
Because six, seven eight (think like yoda)
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︎ Apr 15 2019
My phone plays every song except "Down with the Sickness"
I guess that's because it's in "Do not Disturb" mode.
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︎ Jan 17 2020
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
Thereβs a disturbance in the Norse
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︎ Jan 03 2020
Why did the corn want to become a Mortician?
It was interested in the ma-cob.
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︎ Apr 20 2018
Maine has the highest rate of infidelity out of any state in the US
What a disturbing state of affairs
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︎ Jan 06 2019
I totally understand those concerned moms talking about video games.
I mean, that epic music really is disturbing! So many sax and violins!
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︎ Mar 13 2019
What did the Sign on the Bakerβs Door Read when She Wanted to be Alone?
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︎ Oct 08 2018
A wild brown rabbit recently became the world's first non-human creature to be charged with a crime and arrested.
Authorities claim he was found to be disturbing the peas.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
My dad is an eye surgeon and he sent me this today.
'We had a very sweet patient today'
http://imgur.com/L9dcVEK
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︎ Oct 31 2013
I called the police to remove some carrots from my fridge...
They were disturbing the peas.
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︎ Feb 24 2017
Why does Darth Vader hate IKEA?
He finds their faith of Lack disturbing.
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︎ Feb 25 2018
My dad got me with this one last night.
So last night I was sitting doing my homework and listening to music. The song that was on was the sound of silence cover by disturbed. I was just writing something down when my dad came in and I asked me what I was listening to. So I said "I'm listening to the sound of silence". And then he says "wow you're dumb I can obviously hear something". I the groaned and moaned for about 5 minutes.
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︎ Mar 18 2016
My wife keeps on having disturbed dreams, shouting things like βHobbit!β, βMordor!β, and βGandalf!β...
Always Tolkien in her sleep...
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︎ May 01 2020
Oh no, the lead singer of Disturbed has Coronavirus
Heβs DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
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