My partner was always criticising my sense of direction...
I just got a new job in a factory making plastic Draculas. There are only two of us on the production line
so I have to make every second count.
What did the lonely square say to the group of rectangles?
"All I want is to be long."
My wife got really mad when I told her she had no sense of direction
She packed up her bags and right.
My wife didn’t like when I made fun of her terrible sense of direction
She got so mad she packed up and right
What do you call a group of deaf people?
I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.
My ex wife kept criticizing my sense of direction
So I just packed my stuff and right
My wife threatened to leave me because she says I have a bad sense of direction..
So I packed my stuff and right.
My wife always ridiculed me for having no sense of direction.....
......so one day I just packed up my stuff and right.
When I was a young man, I was a rising star in a popular rap group. We got rich and made a lot of dough.
Have you ever heard of the Yeasty Boys?
What do you call a prostitute with a good sense of direction?
What do you call a group of funny cows?
What rock group consists of four guys that don't sing?
I got assaulted by a group of mimes.
It was horrific. They did unspeakable things.
What do you call a group of ravens trying bring crows together?
A conspiracy to commit murder.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
I was banned from /r/dadjokes for posting about my love of canned pork products
Did you know that Muslims were the LOWEST impacted religious group of people in the pandemic?
They've always required mosques
People say biker gangs, mafia groups, and billionaires run this country. Wrong. It's the head of the dairy lobby.
A group of bees were traveling down the highway and pulled off to get gas.
Most went to the Gulf station but one went to the Esso station which goes to prove that there’s an Esso bee in every crowd.
My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?”
I said, “Where did that come from?”
Edit: Thanks for the love. I’m right speechless.
What do you call the elite group of undead, sent to retrieve the souls who escape from Hades?
There's a group of sharks that like to meet up in secret. I'd tell you more but...
The first rule of bite club is do not talk about bite club.
What do you call a group of dads?
A mattress salesman offered me a huge discount on a product out of my budget
I told him I’ll sleep on it
I was sick and tired of my wife forgetfully leaving her feminine hygiene products in the toilet, so I confronted her
She immediately flushed with embarrassment.
Marvel is introducing a group of underwater superheroes
My wife and I had a 2 hour argument last night because I "have no sense of direction"
So I packed all my stuff and right.
What group of people pepper-sprays everyone?
What do you call a group of Lynx?
A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?
I received an email where someone made some comments about a group of people called Mark. The subject? ...
My son grows a lot of fur and manufactures products of art or craft on nights when the moon is full...
As a Broadway director my life's greatest accomplishment was the production about a group of kleptomaniacs.
Unfortunately, one of them stole the show.
A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...
I should have known they'd dyne and dash.
What do you call a group of sad journalists?
A group of friends were walking around the beach looking to find a hotel to stay but they were all booked except for one, one of them said:
"Guys, that's our last resort."
What do you call a group of Norseman that only drink 7.5oz Pepsis?
What do you call a group of kangaroos?
A gangaroo.
Credit: friend’s kid.
What do you call a group of pandas?
My wife told me i have no sense of direction
So i packed up my things and right
My wife threatened to leave me over my bad sense of direction... I beat her to it though.
I packed up my stuff and right!
My wife said I have no sense of direction
I was like where did that come from.
My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife was angry that I had a bad sense of direction
so I packed up my things and right
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