I have finale cracked the most difficult problem. I now know all the digits of pi.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abybaddi009
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Jay-Z has invested in a digital security company.

He's got ninety-nine problems but a breach ain't one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdofras
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Which digital payment system does the pope use?

Paypal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardlysure
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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One for the intellectuals (and the kitchen-dwellers). Digital scales are so fragile.

I can tare them with one finger. I am SO sorry everyone have a great day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Will_MMIV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What does a robot do after sex?

Nuts and Bolts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssr0203
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 feet long?

A "Ο€"thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ididittoem
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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I need help - What does digital coffee taste like

I invited an old friend to digital coffee and they ask what digital coffee tastes like...i need a comeback/pun!

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I lost a few digits recently when something heavy dropped on my foot. Today I got prosthetics for them.

Comment below if you’d like to see photos of my faux toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deceze
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Proud dad moment happened today!

My son and I were driving home from his baseball practice when we see a car with a vinyl wrap. All digital camo. I point it out and said β€œthat’s a nice car huh?” And he replies β€œwhat car? All I see are wheels.” It took me a second to realize what he said. So I looked over to him he had the biggest smirk on his face. I almost teared up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BakedDoeBoy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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The USA has finally been upgraded to be fully digital.

The new America is called USB.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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How many digits are there in pi?

10

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What did digital clock say to Grandfather clock?

"Look Grandpa, no hands!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drempire
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What do you call someone who really likes digitally storing music?

Audiofilephile.

What do you call a database of people who love sound equipment?

Audiophile file.

What do you call someone who loves a person who loves to store digitally storing music?

Audiofilephilephile.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Sheep in Clothing, Digital, Me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I know every single digit of pi...

Just not in the right order!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I’ll do a digital one later
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πŸ‘€︎ u/h3y0002
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Bad as it gets

I was setting up my buddy Rick with this cute gal Tina I knew from work. She was smart, funny and worked in a shop. Several years ago, she lost all the digits on both feet in a shop accident. When I told Rick this he did a hard pass on her.
Turns out he is LackToes Intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebellaScumm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?

You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesn’t have pie days!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBudderBomb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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What does a clock do when it’s hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/remoonl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Days are numbered
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackBleedingGray
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Icelation, Digital, OC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, β€œHa! That’s not going to help!”

β€œSure, it does.” I said. β€œIt’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I asked a german girl for her phone number. She only gave me one digit though.

9

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HOM51
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I bought a digital book on how to scam on-line.

Have not received it yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NorthenBear
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering

Polygon but not forgotten.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Reciting one hundred digits of pi is easy.

It’s a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoav-bam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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How many bones are in a human hand?

A handful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/416b
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I hate people with no digits on their feet

I am lack-toes intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evetSgiB
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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There are 10 kinds of people.

Those that understand binary and those who dont.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deaderson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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TIL Germany only has three digit phone numbers.

I asked a local girl for her number and she kept telling me it was 9 9 9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Blue cheese is smelly, Digital
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I know all of the digits of pi...

I just cannae remember the order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TodaysLucky10K
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Sharkspeare, me, pen and digital color, 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/2polew
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Not to brag, but I know the first 40000 digits of the expansion of Pi.

Just not in the right order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Did you hear about the new song by Olivia Newton John about clocks?

Let's get digital, digital.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingasnappaz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Nice one Michael
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Corki
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaceAltair
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Chuck Norris is the world's greatest mathematician.

He knows the last digit of Pi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What did the analog clock say to the digital clock before the fight?

Are you trying to catch these hands?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiiMMer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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In recent news, a giant had a troubling discovery when he returned home from work.

After discovering he'd been given a parking ticket, the giant exclaimed in disappointment as he approached his house. This startled a burglar inside, causing him to flee from the property but not before trapping his stubby digit in the door, causing him to leave blood at the scene. Thankfully, the giant's powerful nasal abilities allowed him to aid police as he was able to detected the exact nationality and gender of the robber in question. When interviewed, the giant simplified the story for us by saying,

"Fee, Fie, Foe, Thumb, I smell the blood of an English Man."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I hate people with no digits on their feet.

Sorry, I'm lack-toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisrus65
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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