I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord...
so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently.
And conducting himself properly.
When I use electric clippers to trim my pubic hair
I really go balls to the Wahl
Police are warning electric car drivers their cars have enough charge for the entire journey.
If you run out of electricity, you could be charged.
When people ask me if i've always been in the IT industry, i tell them "No, i used to be a diesel fitter."
"I worked at a factory that made women's undergarments, and i stood at the end of the line. Every time a pair came down, id put them on my head and say dees'l fit'r."
What thought popped into my Head when I mixed Water and Electricity?
I told my dad I was accepted as an electrical apprentice...
Five years back I couldn’t pay my electricity bill, those were the dark days of my life
What is a dictator's least favourite electrical component?
I bought an electric toothbrush.
It's like my acoustic toothbrush just a bit cooler.
What's the only band you can listen to while doing electric work?
Electric cars can't get exhausted...
...but they can get wheely tired.
Generating all our electricity from solar power...
is not going to happen overnight.
I was putting a fork in an electric outlet.
What happened next, shocked me!
Tesla to launch a new Electric lawnmower
I think it's gonna be called E-Lawn Musk.
Today, I told my son about a book I was reading. It was on how to discharge electricity
He asked me for the name. I told him that the book was called
"Kil-a-watt"
What's the perfect gift for an English lit / electrical engineering major with a lisp?
I came up with the top ten reasons you shouldn't pee on an electric fence...
In college, my roommates and I were so broke that we couldn’t pay our electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of our lives.
My wife says I'm useless at fixing electrical appliances.
Well, she's in for a shock .
Igloo 2: Electric Boogaloo
If there was a material made of milk which could store electricity...
...it would be called buttery.
Dad, how do I catch electric eels?
Dad: Easy - you just throw a click bait into the water
Son: Got it. What's next?
Dad: What happens next will shock you
Amazon are offering free fast delivery on every electrical transformer this week
Just search optimus prime
My wife has been taking a course in advanced electrics and it's taken over her life. Everything she says these days concerns resistors, transformers, circuitry, voltage, ampage etc. All fucking day long, I've tried explaining to her it's driving a wedge between us, but she won't listen to reason.
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
Who can drink 2 litres of gasoline?
Why do people in Africa only use electric cars?
Because they’re Mad-at-gas-cars
Despite being an electrical engineer, my son couldn't fix the circuit
Helen Keller reads “Warning! Electric Fence!” in braille
“Well that’s not a good sign” she said
A jazz guitarist couldn’t play a gig at a venue that had only six electrical receptacles.
His equipment required a seventh cord.
What’s the difference between Taxes and Texas?
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
The rather oppressive female mechanic was trying to sell me 5 new manual transmissions
Luckily, I managed to escape her clutches.
Growing up, there was a time my parents couldn't pay the electric bill.
It was the darkest day of my life.
If Volkswagen makes a luxury electric car I want it to be called
Thousands of people have found the device that can cut their electric bills in half......
Ever since the power company shut off my electricity
I’ve been in a very dark place.
I just finished making a short film in Russia about Vin Diesel’s body double.
It’s considered a Vin nyet.
Vin Diesel should commission a heraldic crest under his first name, a pair of snakes intertwined with fangs bared...
(true story) After having my son install an electric keypad deadbolt on the man door in my garage, my daughter says:
Dad, are you sure that new deadbolt was man-door-tory??
Making daddy proud.
What would you call an electric train in Japan?
I just purchased an electric car.
Do I need a current license?
Did you hear about the guy who bought an electric car and got in a wreck just after he left the dealership?
He turned over a new Leaf.
I was putting a fork in an electric outlet. What happened next, shocked me!
I caught my son chewing electrical chords, so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
My son kept chewing on all the electrical chords we had set up for the holidays, so I grounded him...
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly...
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