Dias Puns

A list of puns related to "Dias"

I sat down to dinner and asked my son, “You got any dias?”

Confused, he replied “Dias? No...”. I said, “well I got a whole case-a-dia.” Actually got my wife to laugh a little.

Also, we weren’t having quesadillas.

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628
📅︎ May 21 2020
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Mi dia a dia (coarse language) imgur.com/LBM1nPN
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👤︎ u/petrarchansonnet
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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I believe I speak for almost all of us here

*Good morning *Buenos dias *Bonjour *Guten Morgen *Boungiorno *Bom dia *God morgon *Selamat pagi *Goedemorgen *God morgen *Dobroye utro

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👤︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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What's another name for Mother's Day?

Labor Day.

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👤︎ u/Peaches_inthe_sun
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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