A list of puns related to "Deny"
There is no cure.
But I have concrete evidence.
But the writing was on the wall.
He's a real neighsayer.
Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Β Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
Don't believe me, just watch?
Because he posed a significant flight risk!
The reason was he whey too much.
I could see right through him.
They told me, βIf your tent gets blown away, you wonβt be covered.β
βSorry for the inconvenience.β
Joe president.
They always take things literally
You can't deny it had a top notch screen.
He denied everything, but the police found substantial levy dents.
And I remember he used to be stationed in exotic places all over the world. Once he came back home with a very exotic looking bird. I asked him what kind of a bird it was and he told me itβs a rare almost extinct species called a Foux (pronounced Foo). This foux was the apple of his eye and he would take care of the bird as if it was his own child. Sometime during this period the Foux began developing a real bad case of constipation and my father was really worried about it. He tried all kinds of medicines to make the Foux pass itβs bowels, but nothing was working. One day, during this period, I woke up to a huge argument taking place between my parents. My mom was accusing him of cheating on her during one of his tours, she had found some pictures of him and another woman and he was denying it vehemently. I realized then that my father had been quite the philanderer and this wasnβt the first time he had been caught. My mom was trying to get him to just admit to his indiscretion.
βWhy donβt you just admit it Harryβ, she said;
but he stuck to his denial,
βYou think I could ever do something like this Sarahβ, he said.
Right then amidst all this ruckus, the Foux began to take a dump, in the middle of the living room.
My mom looked at the bird, then looked back at my dad and with a sense of resignation she just said βWell if the Foux shits...β
Denis
They said it was illegal to give alcohol to miners
But I'm sticking to my guns.
The prosecution said he was a flight risk.
They said the steaks were too high
It was a real slap in the faith.
They were denied axis.
The plot thickens.
They wouldn't let contraband enter the country.
βI can't turn that down.β
They are dirty cheetahs, and if they deny they are, they are lion
I said "well, she just dropped it, so I'm gonna guess it's floor dollars."
My daughter actually gave me a fist bump for that one, which she now denies doing.
I guess it wasn't stroganoff.
His name was Josh Buttlicker. Everyone used to make fun of him. On his 10th birthday his dad asked him what he wanted as a gift.
He said βI am so sick of everyone making fun of my name and I really want you to change it officiallyβ.
Dad said βNo way! This is our family name, which represents our lineage, and I will never do it.β
He tried asking again on his 11, 12th up to his 17th birthday. But his dad denied his wish every time.
Finally on his 18th birthday, he told his dad βYou cannot do anything now. I am of legal age and it is my decision!!β He rushed to the court with a lawyer, and completed all the paperwork to change his name legally.
Then he came home, and his dad asked βwell, what is it?β
He said βDave Buttlickerβ.
I could tell by just looking at him that it was a bald-faced lie.
Because he was lac-of-toast intolerant
It was a real "He Said Sea Shed" situation.
Lawyer : (whispering) Deny everything.
Me : This isn't a chair.
Sucks. He would have made a great second grade treasurer.
Inmate: Itβs bec..
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
They're not even flight risks...
What do u call a singer that denies the existence of Mars? Bruhno mars
But the writing was already on the wall.
She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
They said that if my tents get blown away, I wonβt be covered.
Of course she denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
Inmate: Itβs bec..
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I please finish my sentence?!
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
She denies it, but Iβm sticking to my guns.
She denies it, but Iβm sticking to my guns.
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