Demise Puns

A list of puns related to "Demise"

I don't get how Russians didn't see the demise of the Soviet Union coming

There were red flags all over the place

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👤︎ u/Kangamooo
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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Teacher: Okay class, tell me what scares you most. Let's start with Paul. Paul: Werewolves Nina: Sharks Dylan: The unstoppable march of time that us guiding us all to our inevitable demise.

Catherine: Dylan.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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Ronald McDonald and The Burger King were horrified when they heard the news about Wendy's gruesome demise.

Apparently, the baconator.

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👤︎ u/Magikarpus_Maximus
📅︎ Sep 30 2018
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Don't try to high five an executioner....

They'll leave you hanging.

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👤︎ u/Demented_Sandwich
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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Prince Oberyn

GoT Spoilers Ahead

I was so upset when Prince Oberyn died that I had to stop watching the show for a while. My friend used to bring it up occasionally because he is a cruel asshole.

Today he brought up the Prince's balloon bursting demise and asked if it was too soon. I was proud to respond that "I'm officially Oberyn it".

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👤︎ u/gomsa2
📅︎ Mar 24 2015
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