Deck the Halls Puns

A list of puns related to "Deck the Halls"

While out caroling one Christmas eve, Jeff & Don were tragically killed in the middle of singing "Deck the Halls". In a strange twist, they were reincarnated as ass-less leather chaps. Jeff looked at his friend and said...

..."Don, we now are gay apparel."

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👤︎ u/AbattoirOfDuty
📅︎ Dec 24 2015
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Well, I decked the Halls today...

They kept coming over singing those damn Christmas carols. Bah humbug!

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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It must be terrifying to have the last name Hall this season.

Everyone's out there trying to Deck the Halls.

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👤︎ u/zigbigidorlu
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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Why shouldn't you invite Freddie to decorate for Christmas?

He'll deck the halls with bowels of Holly.

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👤︎ u/w00tah
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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So, I made my co-worker walk out the room.

Today at work, my co-worker and I are decorating the group home we are working in for Christmas. As she finishes decorating the tree, she asks;

Her: The tree looks nice. I don't want to put the rest of the ornaments on it though, cause it'll look clutter. What should we do?

Me: Well... we can always deck the halls?

Followed by lots of laughing while she face palmed and walked out the room.

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👤︎ u/Mythical_Lies
📅︎ Dec 07 2014
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