My dessert has gotten into 5 car crashes.

It's deca-dent.

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My dad hit some high schoolers HARD

So I was at a hotel recently for a wedding. It just so happened that the hotel was also hosting a DECA (high school business/entrepreneurship extra-curricular) conference while we were there. My family got into an elevator with a few of the participants, and immediately, my dad turned to them and asked, "So do you have an elevator pitch?" I've never felt such an immaculate combination of pride and embarrassment.

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📅︎ May 25 2014
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