Davidson Puns

A list of puns related to "Davidson"

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner ?

The position of the dirt bag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaoskrim
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Harley-Davidson has invented a flying motorcycle.

The old bikes will henceforth be known as ground Hogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thx_tex
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Almost Davidson
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gear_change
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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What do you call a Harley Davidson made with Japanese parts?

Hardly Davidson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateChop231
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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So i ordered my Harley Davidson...

You could say I can Harley wait for it to arrive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObesePandaDed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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What do you call a funny motorcycle

Yamaha-ha-ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j11esq41
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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My local pastor is a keen motor cyclist...

He's just bought himself a Holy Davidson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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She got what I wanted.

My wife wanted to introduce a Vibrator into our relationship. I bought a vintage Harley-Davidson...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wileyc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What do you call Santa’s motorcycle brand?

A holly davidson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coxxy2025
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What type of motorcycle does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matrose9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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My name is David and I want to name my son Harley.

That way when someone is asking who that kid is, someone can say, β€œthat’s Harley, Davidson.”

(This really something I’m considering btw)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dah_beed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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Help me make a pun for my PS4 ID

Ok so I was thinking about something like "Gnarly Davidson" but it was taken. Something lighthearted like that. You guys are pretty good with it. Help me out please

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liemoa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2016
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I guess I'm ready to be a dad..

Dad: I found a nice Harley, but they've swapped the motor out for some other brand Me: What do they call that, a Hardly Davidson? Dad: groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlimitedJUICE
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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