A list of puns related to "Date honey"
His wife's due date was today, but nothing has happened yet. She will have the upper hand all day tomorrow. I can just see these happening.
Wife: "Honey, it's finally happening."
Husband: "What? Are you going into labor?"
Wife: "It's finally April Fools Day."
Wife: "Honey, it broke."
Husband: "What? Your water broke?"
Wife: "Water's still fine, I just broke my nail."
Me: Do you know what tomorrow is?
Wife: The day we got married on.
Me: We got married on a Saturday not a Tuesday.
Wife: Fine, the date we got married on.
Me: It was a wedding, not a date.
Wife: You know what I mean!
Me: Sorry honey, I don't know what you average.
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