Please send good thoughts to my coworker tomorrow.

His wife's due date was today, but nothing has happened yet. She will have the upper hand all day tomorrow. I can just see these happening.

Wife: "Honey, it's finally happening."

Husband: "What? Are you going into labor?"

Wife: "It's finally April Fools Day."


Wife: "Honey, it broke."

Husband: "What? Your water broke?"

Wife: "Water's still fine, I just broke my nail."

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👤︎ u/Kuebic
📅︎ Mar 31 2017
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Me: Do you know what tomorrow is?

Wife: The day we got married on.

Me: We got married on a Saturday not a Tuesday.

Wife: Fine, the date we got married on.

Me: It was a wedding, not a date.

Wife: You know what I mean!

Me: Sorry honey, I don't know what you average.

Edit: Line breaks.

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📅︎ May 23 2017
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