Dark lord Puns

A list of puns related to "Dark lord"

What’s the difference between Stuart the Minion and Sauron the Dark Lord?

Sauron could use some Visine.

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👤︎ u/just1monkey
📅︎ Sep 19 2022
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What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?

A Volt-demort.

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👤︎ u/maskedprincess_2020
📅︎ May 12 2022
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Where does the dark lord get his groceries?

At the VoldeMart!

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👤︎ u/Shaynasaur
📅︎ Jul 25 2017
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Dadjoked my girlfriend at dinner.

So we were eating dinner tonight, which is a rare treat because our work hours don't leave much overlapping free time. I had a dark glass with white wine with dinner. She asked what I was drinking, and I decided to recall a friend's joke.

Gf: boss_ginger, what are you drinking? Me: Oh, just water. Do you want it? I can pour another glass. Gf: Please, thank you. takes sip ... Gf: This is wine... Me: Raises hands into the air, leans back in chair Praise the LORD and his miracles!

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👤︎ u/boss_ginger
📅︎ Apr 09 2014
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God finished creating the 24-hour cycle on Earth...

...with both darkness and light taking turns. He admired his hard work with a smile and a sigh. An angel asked him “What’s wrong, Lord?” God replied “I think I’m gonna call it a day.”

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👤︎ u/Beard_on
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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Were do you buy a dark lord

At the voldemart

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👤︎ u/gacrtet
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
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