Wanna hear a joke about Cheetos?

Never mind it’s dangerously cheesy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Meme_Boi69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I may have done something illegal with money today...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/merkabbalah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2015
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I have a friend who's really into spelunking

He invited me to go explore a cave with him, but it seemed dangerous so I declined. Months later he planned another caving expedition and invited me again, but again I said no. Half a year later, he planned another trip, but he insisted that I join him. He spent a great deal of time explaining the safety equipment and measures used, and I reluctantly changed my mind and agreed to go with him. I finally caved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PreviousWater
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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My uncle told me this one

Two men are walking in the jungle when suddenly one has to poop. He tells his friend and the friend says he has to go too. Of course there are many dangerous animals in the jungle so they are scared of going alone. Then the first man suggests that they get some leaves and squat back to back so they can keep an eye out. The second man agrees with him. While they are pooping a lion's roar erupts from the trees. The first man speaks

"You're sacred aren't you"

The a a second man not wanting to seem like a coward says no.

The first man says

"Then would you mind wiping your own ass"

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