Curate Puns

A list of puns related to "Curate"

I decided to quit my job and become a museum curator, but to be honest

I'm just doing it for the Monet

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👤︎ u/NeerCrimson
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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What do museum curators use to clean a dinosaur skeleton's teeth?

Flossil

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👤︎ u/Eleventhearlofmar
📅︎ Oct 13 2018
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My wife and I went to the Museum of Medicine and we were browsing the exhibits...

Wife: "Look, they used to treat pain with willow bark".

Me: "I'll give that one 3 stars".

Wife: "This one is about the invention of antibiotics".

Me: "I'll give it 8 out of 10".

Wife: "Apparently, they used give people cowpox to protect them from smallpox".

Me: "Definitely 2 thumbs up".

Wife: "Why do you keep doing that?".

Me: "I'm the curator of this museum"!

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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I couldn't find out why the curator wanted me to get the 4x4 rather than the 16x16...

So I tried to get the bigger picture.

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👤︎ u/twin802
📅︎ Jul 25 2016
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