It takes guts to be an organ donor
For real tho. Donate your organs. It saved my dads life 😁
In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places."
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
How does Nasa organize a party?
I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament,
but good players are really hard to find.
I started volunteering for an organization that builds housing for large sea creatures.
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
What is the organ donation center called in England?
Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.
I got a bottle of organic apple juice that said “concentrate from Turkey”
Wouldn’t that make it... turkey juice?
They should make a political organization for older people who've left the workforce.
Call it the retirement party
How do astronomers organize a party?
They planet.
(Yeah. I saturn one of their meetings, so I know)
What do you call a fish that knows a lot of organized information?
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
I think my postman is an organ donor.
His truck says, “We deliver for you.”
What do you call pneumonia that’s been around for a while
What's Israel's cannabis organization?
Blood and Organ related puns please
So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like “bloody good luck” or “sorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!
Thanks in advance :)
One of my buddies asked me if I could find out what the largest organ in the human body was.
So I googled and told him exactly what I found.
Basically a skin for a friend.
I was researching about Atheism
Turns out it's a non-prophet organization
My x wife hated the way I organized everything
Hopefully my y wife won’t be my last.
How long do you have to have pneumonia
Before it becomes oldmonia?
My wife just bought some organic rosehips
I did even know roses had legs.
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
What kind of car does a Jedi drive.....
Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
How does Santa keep his library organized?
The reason there is so few organ donors is
What do you call an organized alligator?
I don't know, but you better not mess with it!
I thought I might have a parasite so I sprayed my self with a cheap bug bomb.
Now all I have to show for it is a nervous tick.
How does Santa organize his list?
He puts it in elf-abetical order.
I read a story about twin brothers born with a single body and shared organs.
Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.
My doctor asked me, “Have you ever struggled with pneumonia before?”
Me: Yes doc, once before.
Doctor: When?
Me: In school, when the teacher asked me to spell it.
I had a business organizing closets...
but my prices were too low and I soon went bankrupt. I had no sense of shelf-worth.
What External Organ does an Owl use to Breathe?
Why couldn't the skeleton be an organ donor?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
How does nasa organize a party?
What do you call an organ donation center in England?
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it failed miserably.
Good players are hard to find.
Why is organizing a professional hide-and-seek tournament hard?
It's hard to find good players.
How does NASA organize a party?
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
How does NASA organize a party?
I’m having trouble organizing a hide-and-seek league.
Good players are hard to find.
How do astronomers organize a banquet?
I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek League.
Good players are hard to find.
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