i'll let you know
it was a total Stihl
He was very counterintuitive.
I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down."
The guy was asking for $50 and the only thing wrong with it was the volume controls weren't working properly.
At that price, I couldn't turn it down.
Buyer: Bike still for sale?
Me: Yes it is.
Buyer: What's the lowest you'll go on it?
Me: 2mph. Anything less than that and you'll tip over.
(transcribed from r/bicycling)
How did they know it was a mirror?
I responded to an ad for "free weights", and when I went to pick them up, this muscly guy answered the door and said they were $300.
Third time it's happened this week.
I went with a friend to pick them up. When we got back, my dad comes out and says "Hey, two lazy boys! Oh and you got some recliners too."
http://imgur.com/a/z7wVZ
It's like they always say, sex cells.
He said, "You know I won a Pokemon tournament once."
Me : "Oh really Dad?"
Dad : "No, I'm just pokin' with you mon."
Sigh...
He was talking to someone who was interested in the vacuum cleaner. The potential buyer asked "so, does it work good?". So my dad replied with "well, my wife says it sucks".
Me: sorry I couldn't meet up earlier. I was catching lunch.
Him: that's alright. I just hope you caught it! Lunches can be quite slippery ya know.
We then both proceeded to burst into laughter while his kids and my girlfriend facepalmed.
He was talking to his wife about it and his wife admonished him, saying "It's all that sitting around you do!". After some thought, the man took to the internet and posted all the seats in the house for sale on craigslist and similar sites. He posted the loveseat, the couch, their barstools, everything. It all sold pretty quickly, and once the last piece was gone, he proudly showed his wife what he'd done. Upset and dismayed at what he'd done, she turned to him tearfully and asked, "Did you find your inner peace now?!" He smiled and cupped her face in his hands, looking her in the eyes, and said,
"Hon, I've got not a chair in the world!"
Roommate: "She waited for me for 2 years, but then we broke up. Now she's married to a guy named Craig."
Me: "Did they meet on Craigslist?"
Groans and laughter ensued. If people laughed maybe it wasn't quite daddy enough.
Brother in Law: We got that rocking chair off of craigslist for $50.
Dad: That chair rocks.
Everyone: :: ugh ::
On the news we saw a high school that a student put on Craigslist for $17. My dad promptly said, "That should be called a low school."
