i ordered a chiken and an egg on craigslist...

i'll let you know

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I bought a brand-new top-of-the-line string trimmer of a guy on craigslist for only $20

it was a total Stihl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrF4rtB4rf
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Pun Request: Someone has this on my country's Craigslist. I'd like to ask him a question
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theFapAb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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We got an interior designer off of craigslist, we were skeptical of the outcome but he really knew how to pick the right worksurface for our kitchen

He was very counterintuitive.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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If your math teacher's name is Craig, every spreadsheet he makes is a Craigslist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/donttellanyonebut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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I saw an ad on Craigslist for a free radio. The only thing wrong with it was that the volume knob was stuck on high.

I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwillhavethat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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I saw a Craigslist ad for a 40 inch smart TV the other day.

The guy was asking for $50 and the only thing wrong with it was the volume controls weren't working properly.

At that price, I couldn't turn it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aptom_4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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I tried to sell a bike on Craigslist the other day

Buyer: Bike still for sale?

Me: Yes it is.

Buyer: What's the lowest you'll go on it?

Me: 2mph. Anything less than that and you'll tip over.

(transcribed from r/bicycling)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WikenwIken
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Someone was selling a mirror on Craigslist and the ad said β€œNever Used.”

How did they know it was a mirror?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Weightlifters on Craigslist keep trying to rip me off!

I responded to an ad for "free weights", and when I went to pick them up, this muscly guy answered the door and said they were $300.

Third time it's happened this week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reyomnwahs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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I bought two recliners on Craigslist today

I went with a friend to pick them up. When we got back, my dad comes out and says "Hey, two lazy boys! Oh and you got some recliners too."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joejoey22
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2015
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Craigslist people don't appreciate dad jokes

http://imgur.com/a/z7wVZ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bagz118
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2015
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I figured out why human eggs go for so much money on Craigslist.

It's like they always say, sex cells.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caghain
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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Talking with my dad about buying a used copy of Pokemon Blue on Craigslist.

He said, "You know I won a Pokemon tournament once."

Me : "Oh really Dad?"

Dad : "No, I'm just pokin' with you mon."

Sigh...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greenriver572
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2014
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My dad was selling a vacuum cleaner on craigslist...

He was talking to someone who was interested in the vacuum cleaner. The potential buyer asked "so, does it work good?". So my dad replied with "well, my wife says it sucks".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chickenman456
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2013
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Fell for this classic during a craigslist meet up.

Me: sorry I couldn't meet up earlier. I was catching lunch.

Him: that's alright. I just hope you caught it! Lunches can be quite slippery ya know.

We then both proceeded to burst into laughter while his kids and my girlfriend facepalmed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squeeshka
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2014
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A man I know was struggling to find his inner peace

He was talking to his wife about it and his wife admonished him, saying "It's all that sitting around you do!". After some thought, the man took to the internet and posted all the seats in the house for sale on craigslist and similar sites. He posted the loveseat, the couch, their barstools, everything. It all sold pretty quickly, and once the last piece was gone, he proudly showed his wife what he'd done. Upset and dismayed at what he'd done, she turned to him tearfully and asked, "Did you find your inner peace now?!" He smiled and cupped her face in his hands, looking her in the eyes, and said,

"Hon, I've got not a chair in the world!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Dadjoked my roommate

Roommate: "She waited for me for 2 years, but then we broke up. Now she's married to a guy named Craig."

Me: "Did they meet on Craigslist?"

Groans and laughter ensued. If people laughed maybe it wasn't quite daddy enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ericbm2
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2015
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My Dad checking out my sister's newly built nursery...

Brother in Law: We got that rocking chair off of craigslist for $50.

Dad: That chair rocks.

Everyone: :: ugh ::

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πŸ‘€︎ u/6745408
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2014
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My dad always has one

On the news we saw a high school that a student put on Craigslist for $17. My dad promptly said, "That should be called a low school."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iOnlyAnswerAIDS
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2014
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