Hey just looking for a 5e group or down to play other types. I have decent timing for scheduling days and time. Mostly trying to play than be a master. Always like homebrew
Just did my first self regression on YT.
To begin with it was fairly difficult to get relax into it, but after a few minutes my apprehensions were lifting and I was able to relax better and things became more fluid and clearer.
I had a constant feeling of movement backwards, forwards, sideways, all directions.
first memory was from my childhood back in the very early 70's/ Christmas or birthday time and getting a red telephone that was connected by wire to another phone that you could talk through. We lived in a caravan. I remember the interior it had a fold away bed. I remember our family dog a German Shepherd called Griff, he was a big part of it.
Then I was taken back to the womb stage, I felt squashed and claustrophobic. I'll come back to this as I was brought back here later on.
I was then taken back further it felt like the 1940's I was male and when I looked down at myself I was wearing which I can only describe as a American pilots uniform beige trousers, brown jacket.
When I looked around no-one else was visible, I was sitting alone having a cigarette at the side of what looked like an aircraft hanger at an airfield in the countryside with open fields with bright yellow oil seed rape planted in them. might not have been that but that's what it reminded me off.
I was shot down in a small plane, a bullet went right through my torso but I didn't die until I was on the ground I had something heavy lying on top of me.
I was 27 married from Illinois, (I'm Scottish) my wife had blonde hair, and we had a child boy.
I then was taken back to the womb stage, I didn't like these feelings here,
I felt cramped, uncomfortable, claustrophobic (just like at the plane) and unwanted. my parents were very young when my mother fell pregnant with me (17). my dad was 18.
The feeling of not being a welcome addition was very evident. I knew that I was unwanted its a feeling I still get to this day I'm now 52. I had real tears running down my face and couldn't stop them.
This is one of the strangest experiences so far on my journey. when I came back round I had to take a few seconds to gather myself, Head still feels a bit fuzzy.
I'm going to do this again and see if I can gather any more info on who I was.
The constant movement was not like being in water but more of a floating in the air type of movement.
over all its very interesting and gave me something to think about
During the war the was a lot of my now local airfields stationed the american
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
It really does, I swear!
Not too long ago, I had a brief vacation to Portland, Maine. While there, I sent a good friend of mine, a resident of Oregon and big Trailblazer's fan, a jestful text about being in Portland, and that we should catch a game. Immediately, it sparked a thought in me, wondering whether that was possible for every team in the league. Over the next couple days, I contemplated it, occasionally looking one up, just to satisfy a curiosity. But, eventually the dam broke, and after a talk with said Blazers fan, I convinced myself to solve it once and for all, and as a Computer Science student with a little too much time on their hands, let's make the computer do it.
However, I had one concern: I didn't wanna have to reorganize all the divisions, and possibly have a massive imbalance of locations. I gave the likenesses one stipulation, each swap must be to a city of the same name, but in a state that already had an NBA Team. Meaning the Trailblazers couldn't move to Maine, as the Augusta Lobsters have yet to leave my alternate fantasy reality, and join the NBA. I also had to make sure that states only got as many new teams as they had old ones. We'd be putting only one new team in Oregon, but we'd put four back in California.
I spent hours of doing maths out on paper, reading my notes on algorithms from previous classes, StackOverflow, and devising a backtracking technique to pick a unique place in every row of a 30x30 matrix, and eventually I had a godless python script, and my answers in a text document.
After 3.8442 seconds, the computation was done. It wasn't a perfect job, but without further ado, here are the results:
(Top to bottom is ordered by least alternative city-name options, to most.)
- Indianapolis Pacers move from Indiana, to Indianapolis, Oklahoma. Your new home town has a population of zero, and the only other place with the name Indianapolis in the US or Canada.
NewOrleans Pelicans move from Louisiana, to Orleans, Massachusetts. We've dropped the New, because it's implied in the "New England" bit. Pelicans aren't native to the cape... but did make the news after they stopped by during a hurricane. It's as good a pretense as any to name a team.- Orlando Magic move from Florida, to Orlando, North Carolina. Despite being labelled as a "populated place" on the only sources of its existence I could find, said population doesn't seem to be an easy metric to find. Maybe they can do some magic and populate the place.
- **L
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
