A list of puns related to "Counter Earth"
one day, an alien appliance company named "Closen" decided to create a new and improved counter. Their plan was to create a slogan for it like "so good, even the humans like it!". But, they did need a human opinion. So, they abducted a human from Earth and introduced it to him.
"What do you think?" they translate to him. He shakes his head.
"Not for me, really".
Defeated, the aliens send him back down to Earth. As he reappears, many people surround him.
"Oh my goodness, are you ok? what happened?" They all screamed. He smiled, reassuring them.
"It's alright, it was just a Closen counter"
"Have a Slice of Your Life-Deli Meats" says the sign above the deli counter at my local grocery store. Dad thought it was horribly clever. I mean I made the connection ('slice of life', deli meat slices) but who on earth thought that was a brilliant idea for a promotional sign?? Clearly a dad.
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