I just finished reading the books again and upon looking up why they never made any sequels to the Golden Compass movie, I discovered this show. I had no idea!!! It’s like watching the books come to life! It’s cool to know what’s going to happen but still see it like it’s new. I love how they include details like Will making Lyra an omelette. That made me smile. I like how they did the witches (kinda weird how their cloud pine branches are embedded in their skin, but I dig it). I’m sad they didn’t get Sam Elliott to play Lee Scorsby but this guy’s great. Mrs. Coulter is not how I imagined her at all but I gotta say Ruth Wilson is NAILING the part and brings the character to life. Just started season 2 and I hope it continues being awesome, I can’t wait til they get into the Amber Spyglass eeee!!!

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3812. Microeconomics, 9th Edition: Robert Pindyck & Daniel Rubinfeld

3813. Managerial Accounting, 3rd Edition: Charles E. Davis & Elizabeth Davis

3814. eBusiness: A Canadian Perspective for a Networked World, Canadian 4th Edition: Gerald Trites & J. Efrim Boritz

3815. Learning Together with Young Children: A Curriculum Framework for Reflective Teachers: Deb Curtis & Margie Carter

3816. Multicultural Teaching in the Early Childhood Classroom: Approaches, Strategies, and Tools, Preschool–2nd Grade: Mariana Souto-Manning

3817. Instructional Strategies for Middle and High School, 2nd Edition: Bruce E. Larson & Timothy A. Keiper

3818. Making Maps: A Visual Guide to Map Design for GIS, 3rd Edition: John Krygier & Denis Wood

3819. Introduction to Animal Science Global, Biological, Social and Industry Perspectives, 6th Edition: W. Stephen Damron

3820. Essentials of MIS, 13th Edition: Kenneth C. Laudon & Jane Laudon

3821. M: Management, 5th Edition: Thomas S Bateman

3822. Human Geography: Places and Regions in Global Context, 5th Edition : Paul L. Knox

3823. Your Health Today: Choices in a Changing Society, 5th Edition: Michael L. Teague & Sara L.C. Mackenzie & David M Rosenthal

3824. Your Health Today: Choices in a Changing Society, 6th Edition: Michael L. Teague & Sara L.C. Mackenzie & David M Rosenthal

3825. Introduction to Behavioral Research Methods, 7th Edition: Mark R. Leary

3826. Mathematics with Applications In the Management, Natural, and Social Sciences , 12th Edition: Margaret L. Lial & Thomas W. Hungerford & John P. Holcomb & Bernadette Mullins

3827. Understanding Human Differences: Multicultural Education for a Diverse America, 5th Edtion: Kent L. Koppelman

3828. The Struggle for Democracy, 2016 Presdential Election, 12th Edition: Edward S. Greenberg & Benjamin I. Page

3829. Customer Relationship Management : Concepts And Technologies, 3Rd Edition: Francis Buttle & S

Hi r/squirrels , I'm seeking your help/advice/ideas!

Context: I'll be inheriting the home, and over the next few years will be taking over more and more of the upkeep/maintenance/chores. My parent wants to do what they can, and I'll assist with the rest.

Goal: To create as safe/welcoming of an environment as I can for the friendly local wildlife (birds, squirrels, possibly deer). I'm pretty well versed in birds & misc rodents, as well as feral/outdoor cats. Where I live now we have a teeny tiny back 'yard' with 1 tree, and we have a super friendly group of birds (chickadees, sparrows, finches), a few yard mice/rats, 5-6 neighborhood cats that visit, and a nearby group of crows. We don't, however, have any squirrels. We def. want to continue nurturing the wildlife & plant life :)

The house:

• Located on the very edge of a small but busy town in Oregon.
• It's on a road that does get a lot of traffic. Speed limit is 35, however most people speed as the crossroad ~300/400 feet away is for a highway with a speed limit '45'.
• The lot is .46 acres, roughly 100ft wide/road-facing and 200ft deep.
• Neighborhood is decently spaced houses (currently).
• The lot behind is a large grass lot, with occasional escaped chickens.
• Across the street is a large field, with mature pine trees (this may become new, cramped, housing in the coming years. The owner has been trying to get that approved by city for near 20 years).
• One side has a 7ft wood fence, and from the house to the back line the fence is chain-link. I want to replace the chain-link with wood or maybe stone for privacy & wind-break.

Existing greenery:

• 2 redwood trees [planted ~2000, about 70+ feet high, & 2014, maybe 40+ feet high]
• a giant ancient coulter pine (99% sure on type, due to the giant cones & needle types) [planted ?? It was already giant when I was born in '88!, over 75ft high]
• large maple [I believe a bigleaf or 'Oregon' maple. Planted maybe 2000-2004? Probably 40ft but unsure, will estimate next time I'm over.]
• beautiful mature japonica (over house height, large spread) [over 33 years old]
• 3-4 birch & 2-3 quaking aspen [birch are over 30 years, aspen are about 15 years old]
• 2 redbud trees [about 10 years old]
• Ferns, large camellia, large old rhododendron, Japanese maple, lilies, daffodils, daisies, many many Arborvitae as privacy/living fence, and I'm sure more I'm forgetting!

Goals:

• Continue caring for existing plant

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

I remember in a lot of the creepypastas I used to listen to, there was a certain sub-type where a guy discovers that his Significant Other is an alien, a vampire, a serial killer, or highly disreputable in some other way. This leads to a lot of strife and inner turmoil where he has to decide if he’ll stay true to her, try to flee from her or even try to destroy her. My thoughts back then were always “Dude, your dream girl likes to eat people sometimes? Big deal, stand by your woman and feed her a steady diet of bankers and politicians and clickbait content creators or something!”

Now I’m faced with that dilemma myself, and, well...

While I was silently brooding on the heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to, Sergeant Travis wasn’t having a good day either. He was sporting a very nasty gash across his back, he had no idea where he was, he had no idea where his colonel was, and he wasn’t entirely sure where the enemy was.

His brain was still trying to process what he had just escaped from. Getting shot with arrows hadn’t seemed so odd, since archery and bow-hunting were both still popular forms of recreation. So was javelin-throwing, to an extent. But the idea that anyone would try to fight a modern army with edged and blunt weaponry? That was weird. Even weirder was that it wasn’t entirely futile.

Those crazy assholes must have been on something. Meth or PCP or something like that, or maybe they were just nuts. They could still be shot, and eventually the bullets and blood loss would surely kill them, but not before they had popped out of cover and closed the distance needed to bash a soldier’s head in with a quarterstaff or slash his throat or run him through with a spear. And whenever the strangely-dressed and superhumanly-strong insurrectionists got to melee range, they almost always won.

“Well, of course they did.” he would tell me some time after surrendering. “We were soldiers, we weren’t trained to handle that kind of violence!”

The electronics were behaving strangely at that point. Radio was still working, although not as well as it should. GPS, however, was completely shot. Desperately trying to work his way back to friendly lines, he balled up his topo map and threw it in frustration. It could have been in Mandarin for all the good it was doing. Like many otherwise-competent NCO’s of the 21st century, the ability to navigate sans electronics had become a lost art to Sergeant Travis. As his small remnant force wa

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

They were cooked in Greece.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

There hasn't been a post all year!