Cosmetology Puns

A list of puns related to "Cosmetology"

I almost failed out of cosmetology school.

So I had to take a few makeup classes.

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👤︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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I once missed a test at cosmetology school

They made me take a makeup exam.

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👤︎ u/Scaulbylausis
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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It is my second year towards my cosmetology degree, and I’m starting to get a little worried.

When are we going to learn about space?

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 02 2018
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My dad dropped this gem at dinner last night

(Little preface to this: My sister is in beauty school, getting her degree in cosmetology. We've been using her for haircuts.)

My family was eating dinner together, and my mom said to my sister that she needs to come in for a haircut soon.

My sister asked her, "Cool, how short do you want to go?"

Our dad quickly replied, "Hopefully not too much shorter. She's only 5'3" as is."

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👤︎ u/ElderCunningham
📅︎ Apr 21 2015
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What is every test at cosmetology school called?

A makeup exam.

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👤︎ u/SurfaceGrinder
📅︎ Oct 04 2017
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