Emperor Constantine the Great, Arius and Bing Crosby walk into a bar
Arius exhorts Constantine the Great to agree that Jesus of Nazareth was fully human, isn't co-eternal with God the Father and to revoke the Nicene Creed. Constantine shakes his head, "No. For the sake of the unity of the Christian church, Christians must agree that Jesus is co-eternal: fully God and wholly human."
Arius throws his hands in the air. "What do you think Bing?"
Bing points to Constantine with a sly nod and croons that Jesus is "wholly infant, so tender and mild."
My gf mentioned some singer named Constantine.
So I told her it was Greek for forever young. Constant teen. Full disclosure, I am a dad.
I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall
I thought to myself, thatβs a little condescending,
What do you call a teenager who never grows up?
Constantine
I thought this should also be here.. (x-post from /r/dadjokes)
What do you call a 17 y/o that stops aging?
Constantine
