What did I do when my co-workers at the candy factory staged a strike to protest the commercialization of Easter Sunday?

I didn't make a Peep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MC_Bankrupt
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Johnson&Johnson just announced that M&M will be the spokesman for their new Covid vaccine commercial...

Cuz you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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Showtime has far too many commercials on their channel.

It’s just Shameless plug after Shameless plug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Balbright
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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What did the musician say on commercial break?

Stay tuned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I saw an insurance commercial with a gay couple in it.

Guess it was Progressive.

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I always wanted to follow my dear Dad as a commercial fisherman..

But his Net income always put me off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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If the Super Bowl went into overtime, does that mean the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?

I really hope Tide had another commercial ready just in case.

Edit: Thank you for the Reddit Gold, kind stranger! My first!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brady_bear3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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I paid five cents for a dad joke, but it turned out to be an empty, derivative imitation, overly commercialized and lacking any real soul or talent.

Now I want my Nickelback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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My dad asked me which Super Bowl commercial I liked better, the Doritos one or the Mountain Dew one.

I told him, "It's a tie, dad"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonnaPinciotti420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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Condom commercials should just be a short clip of a couple trying to enjoy a nice meal in public with children.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrClapCheeks
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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I saw a commercial about infrequent constipation.

Seems like they were just half-assing it.

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I just got a part in a tampon commercial

I didn’t think I would get it, but then I pulled some strings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jpbyrom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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My physician recently went broke buying TV commercials recklessly.

Against my better judgement, I followed my doctor's advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I auditioned and got the part in a bread commercial.

The director said I was perfect for that roll.

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I cant stand perfume commercials

They don't make any scents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/me-no-smart
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Why is Trump so fond of the Slap Chop commercials?

He wants to make America graty again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamefreq0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Car commercial editors are racist as hell...

...they're always crushing the blacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geoffbowman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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I’m just gonna leave this one here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liam987987
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Why are purfume commercials so weird?

They don't make any scents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/commont8r
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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An armed robber bursts into a store one day.

Pointing his firearm at two cashiers, he shouts β€œhand over the contents of the cash register! I need it to set myself up in a trade or profession...you know, a habitual occupation followed for a livelihood and involving commercial transactions!”

Cashier 1: β€œWhat do we do?”

Cashier 2: β€œDo what he says, I think he means business!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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A commercial asks, "Are you over acne?"

Well, my comeback to that is, whether you are so over it or not, it is certainly all over you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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Out of the blue, I decided to take my wife to a commercial establishment offering health and beauty treatment through such means as steam baths, exercise equipment, and massage

You could say the decision was pretty spa-radic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avasnay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I just saw Matthew McConaughey in a car commercial.

He keeps getting older, but his cars stay the same age.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manartguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I was watching a documentary about Jesus when the host announced that they are having a commercial break.

"Jesus of Nazareth will return."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Wanted to make an extra cheesy Valentine for my SO who hates commercial holidays but loves puns.

"I camembert if I’ve told you today, but just in queso I haven’t, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love β€œcheesy” holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when we’re apart. It’s cheddar when we’re together because then I don’t feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acertaingestault
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2016
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As a commercial livestock hauler, I’ve delivered quite a few donkeys to different farms.

My clients get their asses handed to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Informative product review
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sergeant_RL-3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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If Commercial space stations become a reality... reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/servernerd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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Egg Commercials

I don't know if this is a nationwide thing, but in New Jersey, we get commercials for a brand of eggs called "Eggland's Best."

Their slogan is "better eggs" so every time the commercial comes on, my dad says, without fail, "Who says they're the best? The egg-sperts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beatlezep
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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These titanic commercials claim it's unsinkable.

So am I supposed to use a dishwasher then?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nazerian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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You can't handle the spoof 90's commercial - the king of all pun posts. youtube.com/watch?v=Xd-kH…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iFriendsAndMy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2013
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My boyfriend's response to the "TheRockxSiri" commercial.

Boyfriend: So how many kids does The Rock have?

Me: Two.

B: Both daughters, or is one a son?

M: Both daughters.

B: He should have another kid so that he can have a boy and take a family photo, where it's the boy, his two daughters, and then him standing on the end. 'Cause you know what he'd be then?

M: What?

B: Third Rock from the son.

He's sleeping outside tonight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stop_making_sense
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2017
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Did you hear? Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian made a commercial with the Hulk. It was advertising canned vegetables.

Hoe, hoe, hoe, green giant.

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Yestarday I saw a commercial for a friendly robot mixers.

Now that's what I call Artificial in-telly gents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kantoros1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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My pops and I watched the super bowl commercials together…

We skip most of the football due to the annoying announcers, confusing rules and frequent replay delays, but I was able to come up with an answer when he asked what happens when both teams fail to score in OT. It’s a tie, Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carltodw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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Unintentional from futurology article on 2015 key technologies to look out for: "The commercial drone industry ...

... is still struggling to get off the ground."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dplhollands
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2015
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Wife dropped this one while watching a commercial for Botox

Like title says, during a commercial for Botox to treat migraines, the wife casually states.

"Psht, Migraines. I think it's all in their head."

She promptly received a high five.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/driveronparthree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2016
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I just saw a commercial for a fortune cookie maker

And they say you cant create your own destiny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinkleStinkle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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I turn the TV up loud when a Smucker's commercial comes on...

That's my jam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrsmitchell727
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
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Me fiance told me the commercial for 'Snowden' was on the TV

Her: Hey it's Snowden!

Me: That's impossible. It's hot outside!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tamumike3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2016
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I'm watching tv with my dad when a Jenny Craig commercial comes on

TV: I dropped 40 pounds on Jenny Craig!

Dad: Well, did it kill her?

Me: exasperated eye-roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xcutiebandit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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Theres a commercial with Santa Claus on TV..

Dad: I don't know why he's so fucking jolly, he only comes once a year...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/savagecharles
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2013
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My wife's comment when the commercial for Expedition Unknown: Hunt for the Yeti came on...."has he looked at his stupid face?" To which I replied:

"Not Yeti."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/starchybunker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2016
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