Combust Puns

A list of puns related to "Combust"

A woman who spontaneously combusted was immediately arrested.

They charged her with possession of unlicensed firearms.

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👤︎ u/Flimsy_Emotion4717
📅︎ Oct 29 2021
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Spanish CETME battle rifles are notorious for combusting into flames

Mine CETME on fire

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👤︎ u/Major_Cupcake
📅︎ May 31 2021
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Combustion Gurl
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👤︎ u/AJSaporno
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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Why does the army prefer combustion engines?

They're better when youre on petrol

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👤︎ u/TheCrimsonnerGinge
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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Lemon-ade
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👤︎ u/CyanCharizard
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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What technology powers Satan's car?

The infernal combustion engine

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👤︎ u/DatJayblesDoe
📅︎ May 07 2020
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Flirting with a girl

Me: What turns you on?

Her: Spontaneity.

Me: So if I spontaneously combusted that would just be like the hottest thing you've ever seen.

Her: sighs

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👤︎ u/1clever_username
📅︎ Mar 24 2015
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What do you get when you make explosives out of citrus?

Lemonades.

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👤︎ u/fooey
📅︎ Mar 27 2018
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I'm home

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Please god someone finish this joke or I'll self combust

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👤︎ u/princessfahmybey
📅︎ Jan 23 2014
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Why did the kerosene go to therapy?

To get help with his obsessive-combustive disorder.

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👤︎ u/TBNmann
📅︎ Apr 18 2017
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We told my father in law, that we've had seen a burning car on the way to their home...

"well, they call it combustion engine." was his only reply :D

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👤︎ u/Levikus
📅︎ May 26 2014
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