It is astonishing to think that many people feel that women canโt enjoy the Semen Retention journey along with men.
I am shocked that most women donโt think Semen Retention (SR) can relate to them or their lifestyle. Maybe because the term contains the words โsemenโ but what about the others terms for this way of life such as coitus reservatus and sexual continence.
If SR was more widely known as those terms then maybe woman would gravitate towards the teachings more earnestly.
As I have said before, Semen Retention is about motivation, indifference and aversion. The motivation to achieve desires, the indifference towards hook up culture and the aversion from pornography. (See the original articles on this here.)
Semen Retention is a way to structure my life in a way as to remove myself from concentrating on relationships as a primary goal and to concentrate on making an impact in society. Everyone has goals, dreams, and desires. So, let your desires be your priority and not secondary or tertiary to dating/relationships. Now I am not saying relationships are not important but without the proper foundation, any relationship will crumble.
There is no reason why a woman cannot practice SR and get mental, physical and spiritual gains. In fact, there are a handful of women who practice SR but would rather call it coitus reservatus or sexual continence.
The Catholic Church does allow coitus reservatus**: (wikipedia)**
ยท In Moral Theology (Liguori), St. Alphonsus Liguori allows it in marriage, if mutual (when both spouses restrain themselves from orgasm).[22][23][24]
ยท Holy See allows this practice in volume number 44[25] of Acta Apostolicae Sedis. It refers to it under the Latin term "amplexus reservatus" (reserved embrace): "contra ยซamplexum reservatumยป nihil esset obiicendum" - "nothing is objectionable", so it's allowed.
ยท John F. Harvey OSFS confirmed and explained coitus reservatus. The spouses should avoid undue fr
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Just one week into SR I had sex without intending to ejaculate. About 15 minutes in I felt this euphoric feeling of the present along with a tingling, powerful but subtle electrical feeling in my spine parallel to my sacrum. It was an incredible feeling. Unfortunately, the 2nd time we had sex I ejaculated which I deeply regretted. It's a learning process. Soon I'll have full control.
also known as sexual continence, is a form of sexual intercourse in which the penetrative partner does not attempt to ejaculate within the receptive partner, but instead attempts to remain at the plateau phase of intercourse for as long as possible avoiding the seminal emission. -Wikipedia
Or a better question may be what are some alternative sources of the same sort of energy?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyโre on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Semen retention is (still) ridiculed in the general public. But semen retention isn't what it used to be.
Semen retention has evolved over time and had new meaning and new purpose to the practice. The way I use Semen Retention is to structure my life in a way as to remove myself from concentrating on relationships as a primary goal and to concentrate on making an impact in society.
Everyone has goals, dreams, and desires. Let your desires be your priority and not secondary or tertiary to dating/relationships.
Don't let your productivity be destroyed by any distraction - especially pornography which is now prevalent in modern day society along with Erectile Dysfunction. This is becoming an ever increasing problem that has spawned the "NoFap movement" which has men turning away from pornography and all of it's vices for as long as they can muster. NoFap is a serious issue that has real world consequences for a lot of men (and women) that have been severely affected by pornography addiction. For many, this addiction has destroyed their work life, social life and family life. It has essentially crippled them. Many are now even living a life devoid of contact with their family members and loved ones. Furthermore, in today's society - an addiction to anything these days will stop you from getting work completed and living your life to the fullest in one way or another.
Social media is now destroying our self confidence. With constant comparison of celebrity and Instagram models, we are comparing professional touched up pictures to our normal selfies and that divide can have a huge impact on our mental well being. That erosion of self confidence has far reaching psychological as well a physical effects.
When you stop masturbating and start doing NoFap or Semen Retention -ย your spiritual energy starts to increase. You begin to emerge on a high vibrational plane and you begin to have a high vibrational energy. There are a multitude of things you can do with this energy, such as manifest your aspirations, use it to help others or meditate/self reflect.
NOTE: Semen Retention and NoFap aren't the same thing - read more about that here
Is semen retention real? Yes, if you take it literally then you can retain your semen.
How about the effects you get from girls? Well, the effects would be better skin, better hair, better train of thought and better prior
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Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
