Ladies and gentlemen, a classic pun right here
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Classic pun
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︎ Oct 29 2018
It's bean long since I've heard a classic pun.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Classic puns are passed around and around...
Some might call it the Circle of Laugh.
Especially in the Deep South.
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︎ Nov 10 2018
A classic Christmas movie
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Classics
What do you call a man in a lake with no arms and legs?
"Bob"
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
Because they work on many levels.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
What did the chicken say when asked who his favorite classical composer was?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
A Classic?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Classic
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I'm just going with the classic spaceheater. It's the best housewarming gift I can think of.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I heard herb gardens grow better with classic rock in the background, so I played a Styx album on repeat.
Now I've got Too Much Thyme on My Hands.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music....
Think it's the Chopin board.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
If you're into gaming history, then you must play on the classic consoles,
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︎ Dec 23 2020
I like to shit at 11:59pm and end at 12:05 am
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
The New Tarantino Classic
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︎ Sep 27 2020
The lift is from a company named Schindler...so itβs Schindlerβs Lift...is this set up as pun on the classic film Schindlerβs List? My head is spinning
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︎ Oct 11 2020
A classic (don't know if its been posted or not)
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Son: βDad, did you get a haircut?β
Dad: βNo, I got them all cutβ
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Who's Goofy's favorite character from classic American Literature?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Never buy shoes from a drug dealer...
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Went out and took pictures of wheat, oats, rice, and corn...
Unfortunately, they all came out pretty grainy. One of them you could barley make out.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
My pet chicken loves classical music. He always asks by name for his favorite
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︎ Nov 09 2020
The mad scientist awoke, thrilled to see his clone right next to him.
He was beside himself with excitement.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
What do classical musicians like to read in bed?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay theyβd be bagels.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
I taught my chickens to perform classical music.
You should hear their Bok cantatas.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I'm putting together a book of tried and true recipes, none of which will include thyme as an ingredient.
>!I've decided the title is going to be 'Thymeless Classics'!<.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Ah! You fell for one of the classic blunders!
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︎ Jan 28 2020
A long time ago, I translated pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I canβt listen to to classical music anymore, it overwhelms my senses.
I simply cannot Handel it.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
I was walking past a shop, and there was a classic bomb in the window Beside it was a sign that read "$1, irreplaceable fuse"
I said to myself "That's an offer I can't refuse"
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Why was the cow mad at the bull
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Why do the Norwegian navy men have barcodes on them?
So they can Scandanavian.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Apple is designing a new car.
But theyβre having trouble installing windows.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
-Mary, where are the kids?
-In French.
-Mary, ou sont les enfants?
(It's a classic dad joke that makes a little more sense in my language).
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Classic
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︎ Feb 20 2019
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on any levels:)
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Who is a chicken's favorite classical musician?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
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