A list of puns related to "Classical Chinese"
Sitting in the Chinese Restaurant, my dad is reading the broken English menu and says:
Dad: Does this dish come out with Beethoven playing?
Me: What? Why?
Dad: Well it's under 'classical dishes'.
I used to play in a community jazz band in my hometown. The instructor was my (at the time) girlfriend's dad, I knew him pretty well. We had just gotten set up on stage to perform in a high school auditorium, and he walks out to give an introduction:
"Thank you all for coming out today, we've got some good classic american jazz for you on the way, but first we're going to start with the ancient Chinese traditional song,
tu - ning."
struggled to keep my shit together in front of about 150 people. legitimately cracked me up.
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