17 Hilarious Chi Chi's Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

The power of chi

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👤︎ u/GUNGUNM4N

📅︎ Jun 08 2020

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Why did Ho Chi Minh never conduct espionage operations at Christmas?

That's the only time anyone actually looks for Minh's spies.

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👤︎ u/trimofdoom

📅︎ Jun 17 2020

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My job lets me take a week off as long as I live at the Sigma Chi house and totally throw down with the bros.

It's paid fraternity leave.

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👤︎ u/Frasier_n_Chill

📅︎ Dec 21 2019

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Your Chinese restaurant is too bright...

...maybe you should dimsum.

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👤︎ u/risanthy

📅︎ May 30 2020

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What you call a sea horse with Telekinesis powers?

A Chi-horse

Sorry, this is the worst joke I have ever made

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👤︎ u/connectedwith5G

📅︎ Dec 11 2020

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Why did the FBI arrest the introvert?

He didn't want to open up

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👤︎ u/mmowithhardpve

📅︎ Feb 08 2020

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There’s a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid

He says he can stop anytime

(Cue the ba dum Chi thing)

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👤︎ u/hey_thereDude

📅︎ Sep 17 2020

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This is the time of the year when I get really annoyed when everyone writes “X” instead of “Christ.”

I calm myself down by playing my Christ Box 360.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 20 2018

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Maria's taste in music

I have a childhood friend called Maria. Lately she found her spiritual side and because of this all of her preferences changed. What kind of music do you think she listen to now? MariaCHI

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👤︎ u/rch99

📅︎ Sep 30 2019

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What’s Waluigi’s favorite dog breed

A chiWAHWAH

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👤︎ u/potato_potterhead

📅︎ Jun 01 2019

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What do you call a porcelain knee replacement?

Chi-knees

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👤︎ u/Frenzycowboy

📅︎ Dec 29 2018

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Who was the Mortal Kombat sorcerer who had a problem with everyone?

Qualm Chi

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👤︎ u/EvilSandwichMan

📅︎ Apr 27 2019

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Did you hear about the Zen master that walked across the fiery coals?

He had Flaming Hot Chi-toes.

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👤︎ u/jebjum

📅︎ Oct 28 2018

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What do you call a Vietnamese dating site?

Ho Chi Minhgle

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👤︎ u/GnarledGryphon

📅︎ Jan 16 2019

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Which race of dogs is the most spiritual?

chihuahua

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👤︎ u/xNeron

📅︎ Jun 15 2016

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Pets, puns and dictators

Help wanted from r/puns!

I am planning to make my girlfriend a picture calendar for 2015 of some dog/ cat based puns of famous dictators. I'm running short of ideas, and so am turning to Reddit, given their penchant for all things pets and puns.

My ideas so far:

Adolf Kitler

Chairman miaow

Kitty Amin

Ho chi(huahua) Min

Robert Pugabi

Colonel Catdafi

Saddam Hussaint Bernard

Benito Pussolini

Fidel Catstro

I'm looking to Reddit's collective pun power to generate some more ideas. Help me punslingers!

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👤︎ u/reddallthat

📅︎ Dec 25 2014

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My roommate got me at dinner...

Her: What is ciabatta (pronounced chi-a-bahta)?

Me: Ciabatta is bread. You put fancy things in it.

Her: Is that a female baseball player, 'cause ciabatta (she a battah). . .

Me: . . . Dead

Edit: Phone does not make for good formatting when one forgets to double space.

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👤︎ u/blueboxreddress

📅︎ Nov 07 2014

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