Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

He's married.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZealousidealRise7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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TIL that Both Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein married their first cousins.

For both, it’s all relative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Charles Dickens only keeps two things in his spice rack.

The best of Thymes, and the worst of Thymes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I'm starting a business in airports selling bags with the faces of Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Joan Sims on them.

It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you call Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis?

Endless Love

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What was Charles Bronson's father's name?

Bron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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YouTube theory Video - Charles died Muntz ago
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuma_Paws_376
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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The coronavirus will probably be the closest thing to a crown that Prince Charles will ever get.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ak171
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Prince Charles got the COVID-19

Finally he got his crown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Usual-Buddy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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The first time Prince Charles went white water rafting, he threw up on himself when the river grew turbulent...

It was a roil-mess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Why did Ray Charles buy custom shoes?

He wanted better soul support

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Science_Geek_101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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Prince Charles was mistaken for a collection of orca paintings.

He is the prints of whales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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How much does the average Charles weigh?

A charles-ton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BawkMcGraw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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Charles Darwin always chooses the purple choc from the quality street tin.

It's a natural selection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Charles Dickens writing about his short stint working at a sausage factory...

β€œIt was the best of times, it was the wurst of times...” πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¨

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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My friends Charles lived away for a long time.

So when he came back, I started calling him Harles.

Long time no C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudman1969
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I was reading through London history and thought it was interesting to learn what happened to King Charles the First’s head.

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theonlyrealnoah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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What car does James Charles drive?

A convertible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchlonkyKong
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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If the media finds drama with Prince Charles, is that Royal-tea?
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Charles de Gaufre
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeBAsTianMrANt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Why does James Charles always lose at poker?

He can never get a straight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlavoredCommunism
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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OMG SISTERS JAMES CHARLES IS DOING A GIVEAWAY

his career

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suck_My_Wab
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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James Charles

Goodbye Sister

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knightsofvalour
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said β€˜James, Charles and Li Zhao’ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said β€˜Because every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeetyboi8787
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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What is Charles Darwin’s go-to halloween costume?

A galapaghost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHStorm21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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If Charles Dance was made of lead...

he'd be Charles Dense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sinius
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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What’s Charles Dickens favourite kind of tea?

Novel-ty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobby_pendragon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks...

The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/perezgc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2017
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In 1948, Elizabeth (the future queen) became pregnant with her first child (now Prince Charles). How did her doctor tell her?

"There's something in the heir."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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TIL Charles-Augustin de Coulomb was arrested

He was charged with battery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardywi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2014
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You ever see Ray Charles wife?

"Neither has he." -My dad

Many groans were had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danima1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2015
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My friend Charles went to the dentist and had to get some Novocain...

He's a numbchuck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miamime
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2015
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Charles M. Schulz, definitely a dad.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vodenii
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2013
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What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack ?

The best of thymes, the worst of thymes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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My friend Charles lived away for a long time. So when he came back, I started calling him Harles.

Long time no C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar..

And asks for a martini

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The barman says "Olive or Twist ?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emmanuell89
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2015
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