Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
TIL that Both Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein married their first cousins.
For both, itβs all relative.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Charles Dickens only keeps two things in his spice rack.
The best of Thymes, and the worst of Thymes.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I'm starting a business in airports selling bags with the faces of Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Joan Sims on them.
It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What do you call Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
What was Charles Bronson's father's name?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
YouTube theory Video - Charles died Muntz ago
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︎ Jul 11 2020
The coronavirus will probably be the closest thing to a crown that Prince Charles will ever get.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Prince Charles got the COVID-19
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︎ Mar 25 2020
The first time Prince Charles went white water rafting, he threw up on himself when the river grew turbulent...
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Why did Ray Charles buy custom shoes?
He wanted better soul support
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︎ Mar 16 2020
Prince Charles was mistaken for a collection of orca paintings.
He is the prints of whales.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
How much does the average Charles weigh?
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︎ Jan 18 2020
Charles Darwin always chooses the purple choc from the quality street tin.
It's a natural selection.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
Charles Dickens writing about his short stint working at a sausage factory...
βIt was the best of times, it was the wurst of times...β
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︎ Jan 19 2020
My friends Charles lived away for a long time.
So when he came back, I started calling him Harles.
Long time no C.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
I was reading through London history and thought it was interesting to learn what happened to King Charles the Firstβs head.
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︎ Aug 15 2019
What car does James Charles drive?
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︎ May 26 2019
If the media finds drama with Prince Charles, is that Royal-tea?
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Charles de Gaufre
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︎ Apr 02 2019
Why does James Charles always lose at poker?
He can never get a straight.
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︎ May 14 2019
OMG SISTERS JAMES CHARLES IS DOING A GIVEAWAY
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︎ May 12 2019
James Charles
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︎ May 12 2019
My friend just had three kids! He asked me what to name them. I said βJames, Charles and Li Zhaoβ He asked me why the last one was Li Zhao. So I said βBecause every 3rd person born in this world is Chinese
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︎ Apr 23 2019
What is Charles Darwinβs go-to halloween costume?
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︎ Oct 30 2018
If Charles Dance was made of lead...
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︎ Nov 02 2018
Whatβs Charles Dickens favourite kind of tea?
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︎ Oct 26 2018
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks...
The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
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︎ Jan 14 2017
In 1948, Elizabeth (the future queen) became pregnant with her first child (now Prince Charles). How did her doctor tell her?
"There's something in the heir."
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︎ Feb 08 2018
TIL Charles-Augustin de Coulomb was arrested
He was charged with battery.
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︎ Feb 06 2014
You ever see Ray Charles wife?
"Neither has he."
-My dad
Many groans were had.
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︎ Mar 16 2015
My friend Charles went to the dentist and had to get some Novocain...
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︎ Feb 07 2015
Charles M. Schulz, definitely a dad.
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︎ Dec 12 2013
What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack ?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes
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︎ Jun 07 2020
My friend Charles lived away for a long time. So when he came back, I started calling him Harles.
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︎ Jul 10 2018
Charles Dickens walks into a bar..
And asks for a martini
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The barman says "Olive or Twist ?"
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︎ Nov 10 2015
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