He has a lot experience working remote
It’s a real game changer
It was written by Francis Near.
It’s suppose to be a romance but don’t be surprised if there’s some Fowl play.
I said, “No, running is faster.”
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
But I can Samurais
Triple HBO
Singing in the shower is all fun until soap gets in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera
Thespian Network
He was a frat buoy.
It must be in a remote location
I've been de-Monet-tized.
He is calling in from the hospital with his four casts.
I wrote a little skit for my grandkids let's see how much I remember. CHUM 8 news Ted Hammerhead reporting with sky Chompter traffic report. Top story, a lone shark, who is a loan shark is alone in the dark making loans to sharks! There is a new place to gamble, the place is full of sharks who turn out to be card sharks playing card games with sharks on the cards. Imagune the dogs playing poker for this story, but it's sharks. The other reporter asks Ted Hammerhead how he did on his recent drivers test, Ted responds "nailed it". Crime scene where a clown has been killed and the Detective states, " No way a shark did this as they taste funny". On a comment about the victim. I never did the weather or figured out names for the other reporters we used to laugh and laugh at my stupid puns.
Edit: I can't spell fixed typos
My worst fears confirmed. I have Novid-19!
You can see it on a number of streaming channels.
There's too much sax and violins.
My mam saw a channel on the telly called the Deja Vu channel so she asked my dad what it was.
He replied with ‘I’m not sure but I swear I’ve seen it before’
He’s now pissing himself laughing and mam doesn’t get it
So Saturday’s really are for the Boyce
It’s an untapped market.
That's a deal you can't turn down.
Does it make a sound?
but it's paper view.
The Mike Rowe organism.
Joining the beautubers.
Queen receives BJ
They tend to be BIOSed
It was in a remote location
about American Pickers.
I wasn’t making remotely enough.
A marathon of marathons.
The channel is called "Heavy Petting."
So my wife and eldest daughter are in the dining room and I’m in the kitchen. They are talking about parking a car at school, and getting the ticket that allows this from the office. I step into the room:
Me: “You guys are talking about a ticket to park?”
Kid: “Yeah”
Me: “But I thought Paul McCartney said it was a ticket to ride...”
Wife: “Shut up dear”
I look at the kid and point to my wife:
“She don’t care.....”
Before today this guy had 22 subscribes. Since being posted on reddit, his subscriber count is much higher. Regardless, his Dad jokes are unparalleled.
"Do you know which president had the strongest stomach muscles? Abs Lincoln."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_owbX2VkcE
Edit: Au, thanks for the gold!
But it’s paper view only.
But it’s paper view only
