Continued from Pt. 3 https://www.reddit.com/r/FilipinoHistory/comments/jykybu/old_tagalog_food_and_cooking_terms_from/
Seafood
Laman tubig (laman ng tubig)- que es cualquiera genero de pescado/flesh of any kind of fish ie seafood.
Ysda (isda)-pescado/fish.
Tinic (tinik)-raspa de pescado/fish bones. Eg. Matinic yaring isda “This fish has lots of bones; it’s so spiny.”
Tibo-espina del pescado, esto es, la alilla encima del espinazo/the spine of the fish, that is the wing ie fin on top of the spine
Tuba-arbol que la fruta sirve para matar pescado en el rio...emborrachar pescado/tree which fruit are used to kill fish in the river...to get the fish drunk.
Note: Many people around the world (from India to the Amazon) use a trick call ‘fish poisoning’. Essentially ancient people’s figured out which trees poison (from outright killing the fish, to stunning the fish, etc), they utilize these plants (either using leaves, roots, sap or fruits) process them to make liquid poison or straight up just dip plant parts in the water (usually in rivers or creeks, wherein its is easier to do this). Fish gets stunned or killed, then they harvest them as food. Obviously it’s done in PH as well.
Per research this tree is the Poison vine/derris elliptica now more commonly in Tagalog as ‘tubli’, although still called variation of ‘tuba’ in PH and the region in general. It belongs to the fava bean family (fava beans have certain amounts of poison that can kill people with deficient enzymes that can break it down). In parts of Borneo, it’s used by hunters to poison their arrow. In Ifugao, they use the roots to poison fish. They had been used as pesticides by peoples in this region esp. against mosquitoes. It is also used for suicide before pre-industrial times. The leaves, sap, and the fruit are all poisonous containing compounds called rotenoids. Rotenoids/rotenone kills cells in the cellular level.
There is another tree list here called putat/barringtonia asiatica...but for some weird reason its meaning here is ‘tree whose leaves are also eaten…’ I much doubt that since it’s very poisonous. In fact on YT majority of the videos for 'fish poisoning' is using this plant lol
Tindag-ensartar pescados/string fish caught together (so they are easy to carry home).
Bahog-incorporarse o empaparse la sal/the salt is incorporated int
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
But let me give it a shot.
And now I’m cannelloni
He’s the new temp.
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
