Centurion Puns

A list of puns related to "Centurion"

What's a centurion's favorite meal?

Roman noodles

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👤︎ u/buddhaplayshockey
📅︎ Jul 03 2017
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The Roman army never fell. They instead moved to the nearest star system.

They became the Alpha Centurions.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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I for one, like Roman numerals
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👤︎ u/MrHarlz
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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Today's the day before my dad's birthday, he makes the same joke about it every year.

[Having breakfast with my folks]

Dad: "This is my favorite day of the year."

Me: "Oh yeah 'cause it's your birthday tomorrow right?"

Dad: "No, because today is the one day out of the year where the date is a command!"

Me: "Oh god, not this agai-"

Dad: [cutting me off with a booming impression of a Roman centurion] "MARCH FORTH OR THOU SHALT BE FIFTH! And that's me I'm March 5th."

Me: "Walked right into that one again.."

Dad: "Same time next year?"

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👤︎ u/LeonDoucette
📅︎ Mar 04 2015
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