A list of puns related to "Carelessness"
He has hoes in different area codes.
My answer was spot on, upon being asked to give an example on a "Business being completely ruined due to carelessness" All I said was... "A Pregnant Prostitute"
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He was killed by a careless Wispa
She gave zero Fâs.
His carelessness cost him a fortune.
It was a Careless Swiss Pear.
He was careless with his Whisper
My older sister recently had a new roommate move in and found that roommate to be a bit careless with shared items. She had recently just bought new ceramic knives and came home to find one of the tips broken off. Lamenting to my dad when she came home to visit she exclaimed "$80 knife I just bought is already broken", slamming the broken knife down on the counter.
My dad without missing a beat, looks up from his book, straight faced and says "Well, this is why you can't have knife things."
Careless whispurrr
My colleague says: Stop that! I can't stand George Michael.
Me: Sorry, I'm such a Careless Whisteler!
Co-worker: "I can careless about today, but tomorrow will be a different story."
Me: "Well, what if there was a book called Today is Tomorrow? Then it would be."
Coworker: "Fyphoon, that doesn't make any sense."
Me: "Don't worry, I brought change."
He was Careless with his Wispa
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