Caprice Puns

A friendly reminder,

With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with you about drinking and driving. From time to time after a social occasion many of us have had that doubt as to whether we are completely legal to drive. Well, two days ago I was out and over the course of the entire evening I had a few rum and cokes, a little egg nog followed by some really nice red wine. Feeling rather jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be a little over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before. I took a cab home. Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a cab they waved it past, and I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before . I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it. I don’t suppose you need a blue 1985 Chev Caprice?

-Dad