I was going to make a joke about capital punishment
But I wasn't sure how to execute it
What type of car believes in capital punishment?
How many germs are there in Germany ?
I hate sausages made in Germany.
They're just the Wurst...
"Son, I heard you got punished for using the 'F ' word in class. That wasn't fun was it ?"
Though not a perfect solution, cryogenic storage could be an alternative to capital punishment.
Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...
Moldova named the biggest mall in its capital malldova
Despite waging war in Afghanistan, most Americans can't name its capital.
A cannibal in Northern Germany is arrested while grilling beef patties.
He is accused of eating both hamburgers and Hamburgers.
What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany?
I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
I hate working for what I want. Capitalism has ruined everything. Every time I dip my pen in the company ink, nine months later my wife hires a new employee.
Six is not afraid of Seven in Germany.
My friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese . . .
It's the Wurst Käse scenario
Credit: Twitter, Bruce Lawson (@brucel)
Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistan’s capital. I know what your asking...
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
Did you know in Germany the Tom Cruise movie ‘The Firm’ is the sequel to Die Hard?
What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?
I have seen a number of pirates in the US Capital
I suppose they really like D.C.
In Germany, is it appropriate to refer to it as 21:00
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
What’s the capital in France?
Why did Stalin only write in lower case?
He was afraid of Capitalism.
I'm surprised people in the Swedish capital are so reluctant to go on lockdown
You'd think they were used to being stuck home
I’m not a big fan of the tea in Germany
Over there it’s “Der Tee”
What do a cab driver in Boston and a tourist in the capital of Bangladesh have in common?
Did you know Ariel was born in our nation's capital?
People in Germany were hoarding sausage and cheese due to the pandemic,
It was the wurst käse scenario.
What kind of lunches do they take to school in Germany?
How do you know if a product is made in Germany?
The essence of capitalism is right there in the Pledge!
When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...
I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.
Sad news today in Germany. The inventor of the lozenge has died.
They service will be held on Monday. They'll be no coffin.
In Germany this weekend they have been preparing for the crisis by stocking up on sausages and cheese.
It's the Wurst Käse scenario.
I apologise if this isn't allowed.
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
I found a "table tennis" shirt in germany
It has been revealed that Germany has the lowest rate of Coronavirus in the world
It's because they wash their Hans
"Son !!! I heard you got punished for using the 'F' word in class. That wasn't fun, was it ?"
Did you guys know that, in Germany, the Tom Cruise 'The Firm' is actually just the Die Hard sequel?
A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese.
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.
What do you call panic-buying sausage and cheese in Germany?
My friend in Germany tells me...
...everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese.
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.
A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese..
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario
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