Some might say it doesn’t exist so it isn’t canon in history, but if it existed, it would be called.....
Cannibalism
I have had a Canon printer for years.
I can tell you he was canonized.
They make bb’s
Canon fodder :)
(a work of my own creation)
he was a real loose Canon
we would call him Steinstein.
Canonbalism
Because they have a lot of canons.
... and now Pluto.
I'm not impressed... I had a Canon printer years ago
A canon canon cannon
It’s called Taco Bell’s canon.
Yesterday started a new motocross season for my nephew, so for his inaugural race a bunch of family went to watch him. I'm an amateur/hobbyist photographer so I brought my telephoto zoom lens out and my Canon body to get a few shots of him on the track. The assembled camera is about 18 inches in length. After putting it together:
Mom (first seeing it): Holy crap! That thing looks like a damn cannon!
Me: (pointing to the label) You sure know your cameras, it is a Canon!
Typical dad joke responses ensued.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years
Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.
Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.
Not impressed I've had a canon printer for years.
A canon canon cannon
