My girlfriend got mad at me for making constant puns and then said she wouldnβt talk to me if I made another one
I said βI guess Iβm being PUNishedβ
Itβs been a week and she still wonβt talk to me. Was it worth it? Yes.
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Full of constant puns, tomfoolery and an extreme amount of cross-contamination; this video has it all. You may even learn to cook too! Wok With Yan
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︎ Jan 18 2019
A Woman Gives Birth While Enduring Constant Puns From Her Partner
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My wife is fed up of my constant Dad jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"
Wife: "Whatever means necessary,"
Me: "No it doesn'tβ
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︎ Mar 30 2020
I went on a gluten free diet because I was experiencing constant headaches.
And it actually worked. Clearly my-grains were the issue here.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
I didn't want to observe the period from Ash Wednesday to Easter again, but did so to stop my girlfriend's constant nagging...
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︎ Jan 28 2020
My boyfriend is getting tired of my constant wordplay jokes, so I asked him how I could stop my addiction.
He said "Whatever means necessary."
I answered "No it doesn't."
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︎ Aug 30 2018
My friend keeps pressuring me into going spelunking with him. Well, after weeks and months of constant persuasion...
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︎ Sep 23 2019
So, I went to my doctor today due to a constant headache. He told me I should drink more scrumpy to numb it and I asked "Wouldn't that just make me drunk?"
He told me "Oh, that's just a cider-effect".
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︎ Aug 24 2019
My wife and I were watching women's tennis, and she told me how annoyed she gets with this constant grunting noises.
I said, βFine. Iβll stop making them.β
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︎ Jul 21 2019
You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed. On your right side, is a sharp drop off and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse, but your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get off the merry-go-round!
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︎ Apr 27 2019
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
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︎ Mar 06 2019
I threw a boomerang six years ago now I live in constant fear.
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︎ Jun 01 2019
What do you call a train with constant mood swings?
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︎ Mar 27 2019
My wife loves tennis, and she was telling me how distracted she gets at the constant grunting during womenβs matches.
I told her Iβll try not doing it again.
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︎ Nov 02 2018
I went to the doctor about my constant, terrible, but silent farts...
The doctor said that he should check my hearing first
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︎ Jan 30 2019
Insomnia is a constant battle...
I will not sleep until I find a cure.
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︎ Oct 30 2018
Someone at work complained about my constant wordplay ...
... now I'm being pun-ished
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︎ Jan 26 2018
My doctor said my constant diarrhea was a problem caused by genetics.
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︎ Aug 14 2018
Dad jokes are a constant battle...
My husband to me after putting our 3 year old down for bedtime:
"Oh, crap. I need to go get the monitor..."
pauses in the doorway
"You go get the Merrimac."
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︎ Jan 21 2018
How do I deal with my zoologist dad's constant jokes?
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︎ Jun 12 2016
My coworker complained about the near constant overcast the last few days...
I told him to get used to the new stratus quo.
No reaction.
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︎ Apr 07 2016
My dad's a constant dadjoker, but I don't usually have photographic proof. Here's his take on crab feeds.
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︎ Dec 27 2014
Boyfriend is a constant dad joker
Today he was playing with one of his parents dogs and looking at the two tumors that she has (they are benign). He said, "one more and she'll have a three-mor!"
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︎ Dec 30 2013
When the councilor asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage, she said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns...
I look at therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
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My daughter is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes...
I asked her, "What can I do to stop my addiction?"
She said, "Whatever means necessary."
I said, "No it doesn't."
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