20 Hilarious Calling You Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Did you hear about the time Mozart farted in bed? He ended up calling it....

Sheet Music

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👤︎ u/PhoenixAurum

📅︎ Jan 09 2023

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what do you call an old person calling someone on a telephone?

boomerang

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👤︎ u/hauzan2112

📅︎ Oct 15 2022

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If you are on a hike in Canada, you need to spot at least two grizzlies before calling the authorities.

That’s the bear minimum.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Aug 21 2021

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You know what the craziest thing about the owl calling competition was?

Who won.

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👤︎ u/QuestionableQuery

📅︎ Jan 10 2022

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You calling me a lyre

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👤︎ u/doggie209

📅︎ Oct 30 2019

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What do you call a potato calling a sports game?

A commentator.

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👤︎ u/allwxllendswxll

📅︎ Oct 14 2021

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Well I'm not calling you a truther

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👤︎ u/Tater218

📅︎ Oct 21 2018

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Did you hear about what happened in the park the other day? The news is calling it a tragedy.

A peanut was just minding his own business

He was a salted

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👤︎ u/Leprokracken

📅︎ Oct 23 2021

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STOP 👏 calling yourself a communist if you aren't Russian!

It's Karltural appropriation

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👤︎ u/Snorumobiru

📅︎ Feb 12 2021

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Did you hear about the new high school math competition they're calling "extreme "fractioning"?

It's intenths!

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👤︎ u/spacegeese

📅︎ May 21 2021

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Stop calling it dressing, you don’t wear it. It’s stuffing.

Because you’re stuffing your face with it since you know you won’t see it again until next Thanksgiving.

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👤︎ u/callmefinny

📅︎ Nov 26 2020

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My wife told me, “Don’t stress out if people keep calling you fat...”

..”You are much bigger than that.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 24 2019

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"hello, thank you for calling Hannibal's..."

We de-Liver

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👤︎ u/Spiceinvader1234

📅︎ Mar 14 2020

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Thanks for calling the predatory animal lifting agency. We’ll be with you in a minute...

...Please hold the lion.

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👤︎ u/J_Sphere

📅︎ Apr 18 2019

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An edible pale green seed of an Asian tree is very very angry with you for calling him a nut.

He's really pistachio

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👤︎ u/johnblu5

📅︎ Jan 11 2020

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What do you calling it when your in milk up to you're eybrows

Pasteurize (past your eyes)

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👤︎ u/glitchomojo

📅︎ Mar 06 2020

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“I told you Doc!! I’ve got fatigue and my heart keeps skipping a beat! Why do you keep calling me a liar??

Doctor: “Sir, I’ll say it again, that’s A Fib!”

Sorry, It’s not a good hearted joke.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows

📅︎ Sep 26 2019

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*Tells 3-4 dad jokes. Follows up with:* You can just start calling me butter... cause I’m on a roll!!

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👤︎ u/ithinkyoureawesome-

📅︎ Mar 23 2018

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Did you hear what Aerosmith is calling their new restaurant chain?

Wok this way.

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👤︎ u/joefuf

📅︎ Dec 01 2013

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Calling asleep you say?

I was just texting my girlfriend and I was telling her I didn't want to fall asleep on her just yet. (Long distance Relationship).

Her: "And it's ok if you call asleep."

Me: "I'm not sure if I can call asleep. They are never awake!"

She wasn't amused.

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👤︎ u/UrethraFrankl1n

📅︎ Feb 11 2015

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