What do you call someone who commits a murder with a deck of cards that only has clubs, spades, and diamonds?
Heartless
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
An ambulance.
I recently learned a new card trick
Guess you could call me a Jack of all spades
I feel like I had a good one in real life yesterday...
Mom: Why don't you use the trowel?
Me: Let's just call a spade a spade.
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug
