Cheesy jokes

What cheese do bomb disposal people like best?

Caerphilly.

Which cheese is best for hiding small horses?

Mascarpone.

Name the best cheese to wake up hibernating grizzlies

Camembert

Why did the lonely cheese eater put a mirror in his fridge?

So he could say hello me every time he opened it

Nice and cheesy does it.

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