Idk how you sleep at night
A shovel
A purrcolator
Made behind the counter at Starbucks.
You get mugged!
An ohmelette
...He brews
She said “Yale”
Me: WHAT IS A GOOD COLLEGE?
It's a PG.
As he stopped to wait at the traffic lights, a woman next to him couldn't help but notice the large bulge in his trouser pocket."Tennis ball" the man said."Oh, that must be painful,” she replied. “I had tennis elbow once!"
It's like a "DADa" base for corny jokes!
I always bring my own coffee (because mine is better and I'm cheap) whenever I go to study. Since it's a hot day out I decided to get a cup of ice from the coffee shop to make a nice iced coffee. Thankfully the opportunity for a dad joke presented itself whenever the person I was with order an Iced Latte. I had no other choice but to order a "Latte Ice"
Of course I had to explain to the barista that I actually wanted a cup of ice, of course she gave me a courtesy laugh, and of course I'm posting this to reddit instead of actually studying.
Me: "But my name isn't David."
Doctor: "I know, I'm David."
I was having coffee with a buddy of mine when I took a huge sip and had a coughing fit. As soon as I was done, without missing a beat, he looks at me in the eye with a massive grin and says, "That's why they call it coff-ee!"
