Dad joke level 9001
- What does a baby computer call his father? - Data
- I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
- Where do pirates get their hooks? - Second hand stores.
- My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
- *If prisoners could take their own mug shots…*They’d be called cellfies.
- Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
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