CHEX Puns

A list of puns related to "CHEX"

Did you see that guy destroying snacks at the grocery store?

I heard he's on the Chex offender list.

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👤︎ u/thesockyoucantfind
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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My son needed a history tutor, so I handed him some cereal and a scale

“Time to learn about Chex and balances”

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👤︎ u/UncleIroh_MD
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur made out of cereal?

Tyrannosaurus Chex

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👤︎ u/Crfxl
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who got caught having sex with a box of cereal?

He was found guilty of being a Chex Offender.

I'll show my self out...

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👤︎ u/Infinite_one
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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Ripped a candid one today

I went to a grocery store down the street for the sole purpose of getting a big bag of Chex mix. The cashier rang me up and said,

“You want a bag for that Chex mix?”

I replied, “that’s okay. It’s already in a bag”

He either didn’t get it or didn’t think it was funny but I was very pleased with myself.

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👤︎ u/Boy_Wonder22
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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What brand of cereal do Dinosaurs eat for breakfast?

Tyrannasaurus Chex!

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👤︎ u/vengecore
📅︎ Sep 29 2017
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What were the founding father's favorite cereals?

Chex and Balance.

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👤︎ u/stinkymilk2
📅︎ Oct 22 2015
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My girlfriends dad got me last night..

The girlfriend and I went up to her parents house for dinner and the subject of how I'm allergic to cashews came up because my girlfriend found a cashew in the chex mix they were eating. Her dad then begins to proclaim, "You should be fine, because I don't think any of our cats have shoes on!"

Moans for days

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👤︎ u/veetoe
📅︎ Mar 01 2015
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Got a text from my dad today after he made me some food

Dad: Have you tried any of the Chex Mix yet?

Me: Yes!

Dad: You like?

Me: Yep

Dad: K good just chexing

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👤︎ u/SnakeTongue7
📅︎ Feb 27 2014
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