I’m gonna buy cereal with my COVID relief money.

Stimulus Chex Mix

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Ripped a candid one today

I went to a grocery store down the street for the sole purpose of getting a big bag of Chex mix. The cashier rang me up and said,

β€œYou want a bag for that Chex mix?”

I replied, β€œthat’s okay. It’s already in a bag”

He either didn’t get it or didn’t think it was funny but I was very pleased with myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boy_Wonder22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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My girlfriends dad got me last night..

The girlfriend and I went up to her parents house for dinner and the subject of how I'm allergic to cashews came up because my girlfriend found a cashew in the chex mix they were eating. Her dad then begins to proclaim, "You should be fine, because I don't think any of our cats have shoes on!"

Moans for days

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veetoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2015
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Got a text from my dad today after he made me some food

Dad: Have you tried any of the Chex Mix yet?

Me: Yes!

Dad: You like?

Me: Yep

Dad: K good just chexing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnakeTongue7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2014
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