Chex Mix Puns

Stimulus Chex Mix

I went to a grocery store down the street for the sole purpose of getting a big bag of Chex mix. The cashier rang me up and said,

“You want a bag for that Chex mix?”

I replied, “that’s okay. It’s already in a bag”

He either didn’t get it or didn’t think it was funny but I was very pleased with myself.

The girlfriend and I went up to her parents house for dinner and the subject of how I'm allergic to cashews came up because my girlfriend found a cashew in the chex mix they were eating. Her dad then begins to proclaim, "You should be fine, because I don't think any of our cats have shoes on!"

Moans for days

Dad: Have you tried any of the Chex Mix yet?

Me: Yes!

Dad: You like?

Me: Yep

Dad: K good just chexing