CCP Puns

A list of puns related to "CCP"

The CCP monitoring potential COVID positive residents

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👤︎ u/throwaway092921
📅︎ May 29 2022
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How do you call the elevator in China?

You press the button

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👤︎ u/Rookie83T
📅︎ Dec 07 2022
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In light of Apple crippling AirDrop for Chinese citizens, I asked a friend what it was like living in China now.

"I can't complain", he replied.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Dec 08 2022
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What does a communist cat say?

Mao

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👤︎ u/joker-here
📅︎ Sep 09 2022
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John Cena was hospitalized. Today he woke up.

Cena: "Where am I?"

Nurse: "ICU"

Cena: "No you can't."

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👤︎ u/Simulator587
📅︎ Aug 21 2022
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I, for one am a huge fan of

Roman numeral jokes.

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👤︎ u/themosey
📅︎ May 18 2022
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